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Postby Madison » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:52 pm

A city boy named Kenny moved to the country and bought a
donkey from an old Texas farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to
deliver
the
donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I
have some bad news. The donkey died on the way over to your place."
So Kenny said, "Well then, just give me back my money."
The farmer replied, "Can't do that. I spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer: " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What
happened with that dead donkey?
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars
a piece and made a tidy profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back."
Kenny grew up and prospered, eventually becoming the
chairman of Enron.
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:56 pm

i wish i had a donkey :-D :-D

good one :-D :-D
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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him and pokey
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Postby KPucks » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:02 pm

good one ;-D
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Postby Andy1234 » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:37 pm

Good One
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:51 pm

lol ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:50 am

LOL...no I know where Cheney learned how to run Haliburtom.... :-b
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Postby prodpaul » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:40 am

NIIIICE ;-D
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:00 am

nice
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Postby Arlo » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:14 am

Ok, I admit I didn't see that punchline coming... :-D
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Postby DK » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:27 pm

Arlo wrote:Ok, I admit I didn't see that punchline coming... :-D


You and me both. :D
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