Which is worse? Top Gun or Chris Davis

[HipHipJorge]

Discuss.

My vote is top gun.

[HipHipJorge]

Maybe I should change the tile to which is more overrated: Top Gun or Chris Davis.

Still vote Top Gun

[Carey Saders]

Top Gun is horrible. Davis is not in the same league as that dated crap.

[MTUCache]

"That's a negative Ghost Rider. That pattern is full."

Chris Davis had better starting taking Goose to bed, or I'm going to cut him forever.

Oh... and I bet Tom Cruise has slapped some serious ding dongs in his lifetime, with or without the Iceman as his wingman.

[WickedSmaat]

You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

I've already cut Davis in a league. Needed to roster some crappy mid level pitching so I could try to win K's.

[Tony Micelli]

"That's a negative Ghost Rider. That pattern is full."

Chris Davis had better starting taking Goose to bed, or I'm going to cut him forever.

Oh... and I bet Tom Cruise has slapped some serious ding dongs in his lifetime, with or without the Iceman as his wingman.

lol, that was awesome!

[HipHipJorge]

That was an incredible line about Tom Cruise.

[lastingsgriller]

seriously. Chris Davis strikes out every freaking at bat. Top Gun is a homerun!!!

honestly,

"you never close your eyes anymore"
gay beach vollyball scene
greatest opening scene in the history of movies.
goose
simply a great movie.

[da bears]

I bet Tom Cruise has slapped some serious ding dongs in his lifetime, with or without the Iceman as his wingman.

Tom Cruise doesn't meet the height requirements to play in the mlb

[Fordness]

For anyone who is unfamiliar with either Top Gun or Chris Davis.

Synopses:

As a pilot, Maverick was very wild and inconsistent. So much so that he ended up alienating his colleagues and killing his best friend. Yet despite all his shortcomings, the hot female instructor couldn't resist his potential, and decided to engage in a blue room sexual escapade with him. And oddly, even though the hot instructor wanted him, he thought it would be fun to hang out with a bunch of shirtless men playing volleyball. Moral of the story: he just wasn't reliable.

As a hitter, Chris Davis was very wild and inconsistent. So much so that he ended up alienating fantasy owners and killing their average and K categories. Yet despite all his shortcomings, fantasy owners couldn't resist his potential, and decided to waste a roster spot on him all year. And oddly, even though the owners were counting on him, he thought it would be fun to stand at the plate and pretend to be a windmill. Moral of the story: he just wasn't reliable.