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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby B-Chad » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:19 am

Brandon League has no shot at closing, because the cafe's resident scout says so, go on fantasizing about an event that will never occur ;-7
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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby AussieDodger » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:32 am

Sekrah wrote:If Aardsma holds his mechanics, League has 0% chance of ever taking that role from him.


I don't think any closer is 100% certain of their role.
Aardsma could still pitch well, but have the horrendous early bad luck that Hanrahan had in '09, and Seattle would most likely chuck him out on his ear. This could happen to any pitcher.

In my opinion he still should turn back into a pumpkin because he is a flyballer with a career 5.17 BB/9. ;-D
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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby Pogotheostrich » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:58 am

Sekrah wrote:If Aardsma holds his mechanics, League has 0% chance of ever taking that role from him.

60% of the time it works every time :-)
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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:00 pm

AussieDodger wrote:League was acquired for a "name" young pitcher, and under the hood his numbers in '09 were excellent: 9.1 K/9, 2.5 BB/9, 55% GB.

His ERA etc can only get better having the elite Seattle defense behind him.

If you are looking for a speculative RP to pick up "just in case" this is your guy. ;-D


As a side note, David Aardsma has been hurt and pitched like a dog so far - 3 innings, 4/1 BB/K, 10.80 ERA.

This forum uses the phrase "sex machine" too much.
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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:59 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:League was acquired for a "name" young pitcher, and under the hood his numbers in '09 were excellent: 9.1 K/9, 2.5 BB/9, 55% GB.

His ERA etc can only get better having the elite Seattle defense behind him.

If you are looking for a speculative RP to pick up "just in case" this is your guy. ;-D


As a side note, David Aardsma has been hurt and pitched like a dog so far - 3 innings, 4/1 BB/K, 10.80 ERA.

This forum uses the phrase "sex machine" too much.


after that pounding he took yesterday i'm pretty sure "Zambrano" is Venezuelan for "sex machine"
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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:02 pm

I'm somewhat of an expert on sex machines, and Brandon League is no sex machine.
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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:49 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:League was acquired for a "name" young pitcher, and under the hood his numbers in '09 were excellent: 9.1 K/9, 2.5 BB/9, 55% GB.

His ERA etc can only get better having the elite Seattle defense behind him.

If you are looking for a speculative RP to pick up "just in case" this is your guy. ;-D


As a side note, David Aardsma has been hurt and pitched like a dog so far - 3 innings, 4/1 BB/K, 10.80 ERA.

This forum uses the phrase "sex machine" too much.


after that pounding he took yesterday i'm pretty sure "Zambrano" is Venezuelan for "sex machine"

haha :-D ;-D
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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby lastingsgriller » Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:41 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:League was acquired for a "name" young pitcher, and under the hood his numbers in '09 were excellent: 9.1 K/9, 2.5 BB/9, 55% GB.

His ERA etc can only get better having the elite Seattle defense behind him.

If you are looking for a speculative RP to pick up "just in case" this is your guy. ;-D


As a side note, David Aardsma has been hurt and pitched like a dog so far - 3 innings, 4/1 BB/K, 10.80 ERA.

This forum uses the phrase "sex machine" too much.


after that pounding he took yesterday i'm pretty sure "Zambrano" is Venezuelan for "sex machine"



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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby AcidRock23 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:47 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:after that pounding he took yesterday i'm pretty sure "Zambrano" is Venezuelan for "sex machine"


Machine or "inflatable doll"?
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Re: Brandon League = Sex Machine

Postby HipHipJorge » Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:28 pm

A sex machine does not take poundings :-?
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