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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

Postby JTWood » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:27 pm

I heard he steals bases by summoning them.
Only Yadier Molina can stop this technique, because he can destroy the bag with a thrown ball.
When this happens, Heyward is allowed to steal home by running straight through the pitcher, which he always does.
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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

Postby Inukchuk » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:44 am

Jason Heyward once got the last word in an argument with mweir.
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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

Postby JTWood » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:53 am

Inukchuk wrote:Jason Heyward once got the last word in an argument with mweir.

Oh, come on. Let's not get crazy with these things... :-t
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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:24 am

Inukchuk wrote:Jason Heyward once got the last word in an argument with mweir.


Heywardsy gots da scoop on dem Jays
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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

Postby AussieDodger » Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:27 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Inukchuk wrote:Jason Heyward once got the last word in an argument with mweir.


Heywardsy gots da scoop on dem Jays


R u chirpzing me bro?
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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

Postby Fade2White12 » Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:42 am

Inukchuk wrote:Jason Heyward once got the last word in an argument with mweir.


Jason Heyward is xFIP personified.
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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

Postby bigh0rt » Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:42 pm

Fade2White12 wrote:
Inukchuk wrote:Jason Heyward once got the last word in an argument with mweir.


Jason Heyward is xFIP personified.

Jayson Heyward pillaged xFIP and raped its women.
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Re: Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

Postby JTWood » Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:04 pm

bigh0rt wrote:
Fade2White12 wrote:
Inukchuk wrote:Jason Heyward once got the last word in an argument with mweir.


Jason Heyward is xFIP personified.

Jayson Heyward pillaged xFIP and raped its women.

Poor mweir. I hope Heyward was gentle.
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