Tall Tales: Jason Heyward Edition

[TheNatinals]

MLB is negotiating the rights to an exhibition game where Strasburg pitches to Heyward with Weiters catching.
They're going to call it "Better than the World Series".

They should call it "The Apocalypse."

If he hits the Strasburg pitch, it will likely knock the moon out of orbit and throw off the Earth's tides and gravitational pull. This would be the better scenario for mankind.

If Heyward swings and misses the winds from his whiff will crumble the buildings of North America just before the impact of Strasburg's pitch in Weiters' glove spawns a black hole at home plate, sucking in the entire Milky Way.

[thedude]

Jason Heyward once played all 9 positions...in the same game...at the same time.

Jason Heyward is the only player capable of stealing the pitcher's mound.

When Jason Heyward hits a ball towards a fielder, the fielder runs away from the ball.

[MasterX1918]

MLB is negotiating the rights to an exhibition game where Strasburg pitches to Heyward with Weiters catching.
They're going to call it "Better than the World Series".

I'm pretty sure this would be cataclysmic and cause the next big bang

[thedude]

In Dodger Stadium, Matt Kemp once caught a ball Jason Heyward hit while playing in Atlanta.

[JTWood]

In Dodger Stadium, Matt Kemp once caught a ball Jason Heyward hit while playing in Atlanta.

God, that park holds everything in...

[thedude]

Jason Heyward once hit a line drive up the middle, rounded first, headed to second only to be knocked unconscious by the ball he had just hit.

[TheNatinals]

Jason Heyward once stared straight into Matt Weiters' eyes....and lived.

[Dan Lambskin]

Jason Heyward didn't need to give Hillary Duff an engagement ring

[JTWood]

Jason Heyward didn't need to give Hillary Duff an engagement ring

lol yes

[MTUCache]

Why does Jason Heyward have white arms in that picture?

Quite simply... because he wanted to.

WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION THE WAY IN WHICH JH PRESENTS HIMSELF TO YOUR UNWORTHY EYES?

REPENT!

Seriously though, that pedobear pick could have at least been on the right body.