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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby bigken117 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:01 pm

Matt Wieters hit your wife in the eye with a weiner
your grandkids are going to have black eyes
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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:18 am

bigken117 wrote:Matt Wieters hit your wife in the eye with a weiner
your grandkids are going to have black eyes


i almost spit my coffee on my keyboard
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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby MTUCache » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:04 am

bigken117 wrote:Matt Wieters hit your wife in the eye with a weiner
your grandkids are going to have black eyes

So what... ?

Strasburg once hit somebody in the eye with his weiner three times in one game!




Okay... this has jumped the shark. %-6
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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby Tavish » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:34 am

I guess the throw had too much mustard on it.
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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:52 am

Tavish wrote:I guess the throw had too much mustard on it.


i relish posts like this
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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby Neato Torpedo » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:05 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Tavish wrote:I guess the throw had too much mustard on it.


i relish posts like this

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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby HOOTIE » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:32 pm

There were fans in KC? Sounds like a bogus story. :-D
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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby ironman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:34 pm

Is this Ron Coomer's brother?
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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby Ajax » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:44 pm

It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye.
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Re: KC Sued by Fan Who Took Weiner to the Eye

Postby silverZ » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:40 pm

I'm glad I took the time to ketchup on this thread and relish all of the puns.
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