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Postby bleach168 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:09 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100115/ap_ ... petri_pork

Forget trying to make it taste like pork. Make it taste like lobster and become billionaires.
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Re: Vegans rejoice!

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:27 pm

Sounds like Soylent Green to me.
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Postby knapplc » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:30 pm

Anything that creates more access to bacon is all right in my book. ;-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:58 pm

Will fooling around with pig stem cells bring about tornadoes or mad pig disease or something? Growing bacon in a lab sounds like the devil's work to me.
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Postby knapplc » Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:04 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Will fooling around with pig stem cells bring about tornadoes or mad pig disease or something? Growing bacon in a lab sounds like the devil's work to me.


That's a good point, and I'm almost positive they didn't consult Pat Robertson before doing this research. The FOOLS!! They've doomed us all!!!!!!
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Postby AussieDodger » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:45 pm

They don't have the energy to celebrate.

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Postby urbanbreez » Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:56 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Will fooling around with pig stem cells bring about tornadoes or mad pig disease or something? Growing bacon in a lab sounds like the devil's work to me.

Nah, McDonalds does it all the time.
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Re: Vegans rejoice!

Postby ayebatter » Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:25 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:Sounds like Soylent Green to me.



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