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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby Neato Torpedo » Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:32 pm

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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby pjalst » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:23 pm

horatio wrote:
kinda like getting married


---haha, nice.

So this guy is out having some beers with his friend and starts complaining a little about his wife, "Man, I can't be out too late bro, my wife gets upset and wants to know where the hell I've been; everytime I come home late I drive up to the house real quietly, park the car real quietly, try to enter the house real stealthily like, go upstairs to the bedroom and try to sneak into bed, but man, she's ALWAYS awake, always like, "Where the hell have you been!!", it drives me crazy".

His friend just smiles and kind of shakes his head a little, and says, "Man, you're going about it all wrong, when I stay out late drinking I get home, slam the door as loud as I can, stomp up the stairs, make no effort at all to be quiet, jump into bed, slap her ass and say, "Hey baby, you think I could get some tonight?", it's amazing, she ALWAYS stays sound asleep."


I have to try that one, i thinkit will work.
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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby kellythemick » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:16 am

JTWood wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:I'm in a league with one currently. She's better than JT Sluggers.

Starting in 2010, this will be true. Doesn't hurt that she got the team with Steinbrenner money behind it, either. ;-)

Of course she had to know how to use it --- which she unfortunately seems to understand all too well.
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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby JTWood » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:09 am

kellythemick wrote:
JTWood wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:I'm in a league with one currently. She's better than JT Sluggers.

Starting in 2010, this will be true. Doesn't hurt that she got the team with Steinbrenner money behind it, either. ;-)

Of course she had to know how to use it --- which she unfortunately seems to understand all too well.

Ain't that the truth.
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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby Grounded Polo » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:21 pm

I've been playing with a female in various baseball, basketball, and football leagues for like 10 years now and she wins frequently. :-o
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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby knapplc » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:38 am

What the heck does gender have to do with running a fantasy baseball team?

What a weird question.
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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby bigh0rt » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:48 am

knapplc wrote:What the heck does gender have to do with running a fantasy baseball team?

What a weird question.

The rarity of it, clearly. Plain as day why the question would be asked. In 12 years I've played with exactly 1 woman in 1 league, and last year was the first time. Up until then I'd played for 11 full seasons in countless leagues with zero women. It's not like he asked if they were any good, or where they finished in the standings. Just asked if anybody had played with them, because they probably represent what, 1%? 5%? of the fantasy baseball playing population.

I think the answer to the question, though, is because women can't drive!!
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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby Y`s Guy » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:49 am

A few years ago I used the Cafe to recruit an owner into my Yahoo Plus league and a woman from Cali joined up. She was pretty competent and scooped up almost all West Coast players. She changed her email and I lost track of her.

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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:20 pm

Y`s Guy wrote:A few years ago I used the Cafe to recruit an owner into my Yahoo Plus league and a woman from Cali joined up. She was pretty competent and scooped up almost all West Coast players. She changed her email and I lost track of her.

Mary, where are you??????


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She seems to be looking for answers
If you see Mary please will you help her
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Re: Women and fantasy baseball

Postby converge241 » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:40 pm

Through the years have tended to see more women playing Fantasy Football than Baseball (and more and more women in Fantasy Football as well each year).

he real questions is how many guys are doinf Fantasy WNBA, huh huh?? :-D :-)
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