I unfortunately won't be back this season. It's been great, but wifey is pregnant and has this crazy idea that babies take up a lot of time. Cutting down on most of my leagues this year.
It's been a great league these past few years, thanks for having me.
Pray for a boy. Girls are too expensive.
Dont believe me?
They don't get their hair cut, they get it done. They don't wear shirts. They wear a blouse. The smaller they are, the more expensive they are.Those frilly socks are twice as expensive as tube socks. Levis? Nope. Jeans!!! Dont get me started on shoes!
That's a huge chunk of change difference over the next three decades, buddy.
Oh and the kicker. the absolute sucker punch to the nuts?? A Bag. A simple effing bag. $500.00 to a $1,000. Yep. Read that again.
And no! It doesn't have a single thing electronic attached to it. Its just a bag. No batteries, nothing!!
And if you think only one of these bags will do. You're kidding yourself.
I figure over the next 30 years, the cost difference between a boy and a girl is approximately the price of pretty nice boat. maintenance included.
Pray for a boy.
and a boat.