Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize; world confused

[Metroid]

Obama wins at irony.

[Omaha Red Sox]

He's currently the Heisman frontrunner after watching a college football game last weekend.

^Cannot take credit for this joke.

[Metroid]

Obama wins Cy Young!

[Metroid]

And just minutes after winning the Cy Young, this...

Times Square, New York - President Barack Obama first shocked the world 2 weeks ago by winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Then today he shocked again by winning baseballs prestigious Cy Young Award. And just minutes ago President Barack Obama shocked the world a third time by winning the Heisman Trophy just 6 weeks into the college season.

The College football landscape has been transformed today with the announcement. President Obama won the award without having to put on a helmet or shoulder pads, in fact President Obama never had to step foot on a college football field and isn't even enrolled at any school. Yet the President was handed the Heisman today in New York.

[Metroid]

Wow....just wow.

New York, New York - Just a few short hours after receiving the Heisman Trophy, President Barack Obama's phone rang in his hotel room at the
Embassy Suites Hotel. On the other end of the line was New York lottery commissioner Jack Sauce. He was calling to inform the President that he had won the state lottery jackpot of 133 million dollars.

It's been one win after another today for President Barack Obama. Two weeks ago he won the Nobel Peace Prize, today major league baseball awarded him the Cy Young award. He then shocked the college football world by winning the Heisman Trophy, the first non football player to win the award. And now he has won the largest jackpot for a single winner in the state of New York....without even purchasing a lottery ticket.

[Omaha Red Sox]

This is ridiculous! I'm outraged!

[acsguitar]

Actually the rest of the world is pretty happy about this. but thats cool