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Postby AquaMan2342 » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:31 pm

Uh oh......
Detroit Free Press wrote: Miguel Cabrera had a blood-alcohol level more than three times the legal limit when he was involved in a physical altercation with his wife early Saturday morning, according to the Birmingham Police.

Cabrera had been partying with buddies from the Chicago White Sox after Friday night's game at Birmingham's Townsend Hotel, Birmingham Police Chief Richard Patterson said.


Right in the middle of a pennant race.....unreal.
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Postby BitterDodgerFan » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:09 pm

too bad they can't keep him in jail until wednesday. :-b
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:36 pm

maybe they can change his number to .26
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Re: Miguel Cabrera

Postby jmohlengraft » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:27 pm

Who knew his wife could hit too!
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Re: Miguel Cabrera

Postby Neato Torpedo » Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:00 pm

Sounds like he got more hammered than his home run balls.
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Postby RynoDyno » Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:19 pm

Birmingham's Police Chief is Richard Patterson?!
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Postby AussieDodger » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:42 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:Birmingham


LOL :-b
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Re: Miguel Cabrera

Postby Neato Torpedo » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:22 am

friend (12:13:52 AM): miguel cabrera beats his wife
friend (12:14:05 AM): those are the only hits a Tiger has gotten in the last three weeks
me (12:14:25 AM): his blood alcohol level was higher than their collective OBP
friend (12:14:53 AM): he does more drunk driving than line driving
me (12:15:11 AM): he got almost as hammered as the tigers pitching
friend (12:15:32 AM): he's under investigation by congress for using alcohol as a performance enhancing substance
me (12:16:08 AM): his drunken stagger home was more proficiently done than the tigers' baserunners
friend (12:16:14 AM): brandon inge sucks
me (12:16:18 AM): lmao
friend (12:16:22 AM): that's not a pun or playing on words he just sucks
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Postby AussieDodger » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:25 am

I think he knew where he was, and was just trying to fit in. ;-7
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