Art Vandelay wrote:1. Facebook is for losers. Get a life and get rid of your account.
2. What makes you think your older relatives want to read your gripes?
3. Stop drinking. There is nothing good or beneficial about alcohol.
4. Suck it up and stop being a whining ass.
5. On my facebook account I friend relatives of any age, but then, my life is very interesting so it's the least I can do to let them know what I'm up to.
I know you can hide friends, so that you don't see every time they post some "what Smurf am I" crap. But I don't think you can hide your posts from certain others. Not 100% though.
I do know you can change your language to "Pirate" which is awesome.