Omaha Red Sox wrote:A friend of mine asked me a favor the other day. He wants to take a girl he's seeing on a late night walk through the woods on my farm property. It'll be pitch black especially under the tree canopy on this trail I suggested. I tell him there's coyotes and the usual critters in there, nothing that should bother them, but he's a paranoid type so he asks if he can borrow a gun for protection 'just in case'. Anyway, this is an example of how easy it could be to put a gun in the wrong hands. This guy hasn't fired a gun in 10 years and that was a shotgun. I love doing favors for friends, but it would have been irresponsible for me to loan him a gun when he doesn't know (at least to my satisfaction) how to safely use it. So, long story short, he'll be taking my dog instead.
Did he also ask for a shovel?
I ain't askin' nobody for nothin, If I can't get it on my own. - Charlie Daniels
If you were a real friend, you'd give him a gun, then you'd put on a mask and hide in the bushes and jump out with a gun of your own while they're walking. He'll pull his gun out, you'll drop yours and run away, or maybe he ties you up, whatever...then this girl he taking thinks he just saved her life.
Art Vandelay wrote:If you were a real friend, you'd give him a gun, then you'd put on a mask and hide in the bushes and jump out with a gun of your own while they're walking. He'll pull his gun out, you'll drop yours and run away, or maybe he ties you up, whatever...then this girl he taking thinks he just saved her life.
Hmmm, didn't think of that. Should I let him pistol whip me?
Art Vandelay wrote:If you were a real friend, you'd give him a gun, then you'd put on a mask and hide in the bushes and jump out with a gun of your own while they're walking. He'll pull his gun out, you'll drop yours and run away, or maybe he ties you up, whatever...then this girl he taking thinks he just saved her life.
Hmmm, didn't think of that. Should I let him pistol whip me?
Probably won't be necessary if the gf is a blonde.
Art Vandelay wrote:If you were a real friend, you'd give him a gun, then you'd put on a mask and hide in the bushes and jump out with a gun of your own while they're walking. He'll pull his gun out, you'll drop yours and run away, or maybe he ties you up, whatever...then this girl he taking thinks he just saved her life.
Hmmm, didn't think of that. Should I let him pistol whip me?
Probably won't be necessary if the gf is a blonde.
Brunette I believe so I think a good friend would allow it. Man, it's a heavy little pistol too, it's going to hurt.
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by markj11 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:26 pm 
