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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:47 pm

or a Neato Torpedo Hall Of Fame congrats thread ;-D
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:52 pm

If I wanted 5,000 lame jokes I would just look at NT's post history.

I'll take the congrats thread and say....congrats. ;-D
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Postby ayebatter » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:12 pm

A Neato congrats is in order

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Postby AussieDodger » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:44 pm

I was told there was going to be 5000 lame jokes?

I'll start...

1. Q How many Neato Torpedos does it take to change a light bulb?
A It sure does.



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Postby acsguitar » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:03 pm

WO!!OO!O!O!OOo1!11!11111
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Re: Click Here For 5,000 Lame Jokes

Postby GiantsFan14 » Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:10 pm

How is it that you haven't been yellow-carded off this site?

You get your posts edited more than anyone has since he-who-shall-remain-nameless was banned, rebanned, and then permabanned. :-S


congrats on getting to 5k before getting banned
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Postby bigken117 » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:45 pm

GiantsFan14 wrote:
How is it that you haven't been yellow-carded off this site?

You get your posts edited more than anyone has since he-who-shall-remain-nameless was banned, rebanned, and then permabanned. :-S


congrats on getting to 5k before getting banned


Anyone want to take bets on 6k }:-)
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Postby rookies and cream » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:13 pm

Congrats Neato. Don't choke in the ECL. }:-)
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Postby zepfan » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:37 pm

GiantsFan14 wrote:
How is it that you haven't been yellow-carded off this site?

You get your posts edited more than anyone has since he-who-shall-remain-nameless was banned, rebanned, and then permabanned. :-S


congrats on getting to 5k before getting banned


Who's quote is that or am I not supposed to ask? O:-)

Grats Neato! ;-D
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Re: Click Here For 5,000 Lame Jokes

Postby GiantsFan14 » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:47 pm

zepfan wrote:
GiantsFan14 wrote:
How is it that you haven't been yellow-carded off this site?

You get your posts edited more than anyone has since he-who-shall-remain-nameless was banned, rebanned, and then permabanned. :-S


congrats on getting to 5k before getting banned


Who's quote is that or am I not supposed to ask? O:-)

Grats Neato! ;-D


that'd be the great JTWood/STLSluggers
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