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Postby Art Vandelay » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:42 am

silentjim wrote:Flexing her guns after she wins the race and dusting the dirt of her shoulders doesn't seem to be helping her case much though. But to each their own.

Seriously? You think that flexing after blowing away your competition in an athletic competition is a uniquely male thing? Or doing the "dirt off my shoulders" dance? That's absurd.
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Re: "Female" S. African runner has to be a dude

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:44 am

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Re: "Female" S. African runner has to be a dude

Postby AquaMan2342 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:32 pm

Amazing how everybody on here gets all moral and stuff all of a sudden......
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Re: "Female" S. African runner has to be a dude

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:37 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:Amazing how everybody on here gets all moral and stuff all of a sudden......


i came in with jokes :-B
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Re: "Female" S. African runner has to be a dude

Postby AquaMan2342 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:39 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Amazing how everybody on here gets all moral and stuff all of a sudden......


i came in with jokes :-B


I know and I appreciate it.
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Re: "Female" S. African runner has to be a dude

Postby Yoda » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:51 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:Amazing how everybody on here gets all moral and stuff all of a sudden......


Well joking about it is one thing and I do appreciate a good laugh. However, this girl is getting investigated and tested and I think that is just unfortunate. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt and this case is no different.
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Re: "Female" S. African runner has to be a dude

Postby AquaMan2342 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:55 pm

Yoda wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Amazing how everybody on here gets all moral and stuff all of a sudden......


Well joking about it is one thing and I do appreciate a good laugh. However, this girl is getting investigated and tested and I think that is just unfortunate. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt and this case is no different.


I am assuming she is getting investigated for a legitimate reason, whatever that may be.
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Re: "Female" S. African runner has to be a dude

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:56 pm

Yoda wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Amazing how everybody on here gets all moral and stuff all of a sudden......


Well joking about it is one thing and I do appreciate a good laugh. However, this girl is getting investigated and tested and I think that is just unfortunate. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt and this case is no different.

The unfortunate part is that the investigation made it to the public eye.

This should have been handled with complete discretion.
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Re: "Female" S. African runner has to be a dude

Postby Yoda » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:10 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:
Yoda wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Amazing how everybody on here gets all moral and stuff all of a sudden......


Well joking about it is one thing and I do appreciate a good laugh. However, this girl is getting investigated and tested and I think that is just unfortunate. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt and this case is no different.


I am assuming she is getting investigated for a legitimate reason, whatever that may be.


As Woodslug stated, it should have been handled better not pasted on Yahoo front page for millions of people.
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