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Ever asked yourself?

Postby CadensDad » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:47 pm

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do you wonder why you even read this post in the first place?
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Re: Ever asked yourself?

Postby DaShiz23 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:49 pm

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Re: Ever asked yourself?

Postby knapplc » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:13 am

This is pretty old, but still funny. ;-D
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Re: Ever asked yourself?

Postby dream_017 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:50 am

knapplc wrote:This is pretty old, but still funny. ;-D

How old?
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Re: Ever asked yourself?

Postby knapplc » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:28 am

dream_017 wrote:
knapplc wrote:This is pretty old, but still funny. ;-D

How old?

A quick google shows these questions in varying form posted three years ago. Could be older than that, but in Internet years, three years is like.... forever.
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Re: Ever asked yourself?

Postby acsguitar » Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:26 pm

I blacked out half way through
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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