funny/interesting mlb commentary?

[kickureface]

ive noticed mlb commentators are very humorous. post some funny lines youve heard.

on a check swing: "sorry, we dont accept checks"
on a fly ball: "babkabkakbabkabkakbakbakbakbakbakkbakbakbkak GONE" sounds like a bird running from the oven
"cruz says 'if you catch this ill hug you'" running into each others arm for a fly ball.

[NWSoxaholic]

Not intentionally humorous, but funny nonetheless. I believe Eck also said sh*t on air in the same game.

http://redsox.fandome.com/video/112456/ ... Masterson/

[urbanbreez]

"Playing with him," and "balls dipping down" did not help his recovery there.

[Neato Torpedo]

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[bigken117]

anything Chris Berman says