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Postby kickureface » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:54 am

ive noticed mlb commentators are very humorous. post some funny lines youve heard.

on a check swing: "sorry, we dont accept checks"
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"cruz says 'if you catch this ill hug you'" running into each others arm for a fly ball.
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Re: funny/interesting mlb commentary?

Postby NWSoxaholic » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:58 pm

Not intentionally humorous, but funny nonetheless. I believe Eck also said sh*t on air in the same game. ... Masterson/
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Re: funny/interesting mlb commentary?

Postby urbanbreez » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:16 pm

"Playing with him," and "balls dipping down" did not help his recovery there. :-D
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Re: funny/interesting mlb commentary?

Postby Neato Torpedo » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:30 pm

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Re: funny/interesting mlb commentary?

Postby bigken117 » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:14 pm

anything Chris Berman says ;-D

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