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ALIENS LAUNCH THEIR INVASION! FIRST CASUALITY IN BOLIVIA!!!

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:21 pm

msnbc.com wrote:Bolivian farmworker killed by ants
The man had fallen asleep under an infested tree


LA PAZ, Bolivia - Bolivian police say that a 42-year-old man who fell asleep under an ant-infested tree has been killed by insect bites.

Beni city Police Chief Rolando Ramos says that farmworker Santiago Ortiz apparently had been drinking before sitting down beneath a Palo Santo tree — a type noted for its aromatic wood and for hosting a particularly aggressive sort of ant.

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Re: ALIENS LAUNCH THEIR INVASION! FIRST CASUALITY IN BOLIVIA!!!

Postby AussieDodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:24 pm

I for one would like to welcome our new tiny leaders.








I would also like to congratulate StlSluggers for posting something that wasn't 6 months out of date ;-7 ;-7 ;-7
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:25 pm

AussieDodger wrote:I for one would like to welcome our new tiny leaders.








I would also like to congratulate StlSluggers for posting something that wasn't 6 months out of date ;-7 ;-7 ;-7

I, for one, would like you to kiss my :-X .

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Postby Tavish » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:27 pm

I have added a new item to my list of ways I don't want to die. This would have to be somewhere between drwoning and being anally raped to death by mutant bears.
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Postby AussieDodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:29 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:I for one would like to welcome our new tiny leaders.








I would also like to congratulate StlSluggers for posting something that wasn't 6 months out of date ;-7 ;-7 ;-7

I, for one, would like you to kiss my :-X .

O:-)


That's charming, chicken vacuumer. :-D :-D :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:31 pm

Tavish wrote:I have added a new item to my list of ways I don't want to die. This would have to be somewhere between drwoning and being anally raped to death by mutant bears.


Mods aren't allowed to say [MOD EDIT] it sets a bad example. Now it's all I'm going to type for the next week. (My god their powers are too strong!) :)

I will definitely join the ants in protecting their queen
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Inukchuk » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:00 pm

Tavish wrote:I have added a new item to my list of ways I don't want to die... being anally raped to death by mutant bears.


As opposed to being anally raped to death by regular bears, which is actually quite a picnic, I've heard...

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Postby AussieDodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:05 pm

Inukchuk wrote:
Tavish wrote:I have added a new item to my list of ways I don't want to die... being anally raped to death by mutant bears.


As opposed to being anally raped to death by regular bears, which is actually quite a picnic, I've heard...

:-?



This should help.........

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Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:14 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Tavish wrote:I have added a new item to my list of ways I don't want to die. This would have to be somewhere between drwoning and being anally raped to death by mutant bears.


Mods aren't allowed to say [MOD EDIT] it sets a bad example. Now it's all I'm going to type for the next week. (My god their powers are too strong!) :)

I will definitely join the ants in protecting their queen


I'm already rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
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