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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:59 pm

knapplc wrote:
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knapplc wrote:No, no, no. Google is run by people from the future. That whole "search engine" nonsense is just a room full of like a million clerks clicking around the internet until they find the thing you "searched" for, then they go back in time and put it in your computer.

Ever heard of the Wayback Machine? Same thing.


You confuse Google with Yahoo. Google is run by Skynet, which happens to be a cyborg alien syndicate.

You say tomato....

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Ah, but Yahoo is run by a million monkeys, not by efficient cyborgs, fully automated robots, or carnal organic anagrams that one would find at Google. Case in point, Yahoo scoring Andruw Jones' "homerun" last Sunday, let alone that 3 HR game a while back.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby knapplc » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:56 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:Ah, but Yahoo is run by a million monkeys, not by efficient cyborgs, fully automated robots, or carnal organic anagrams that one would find at Google. Case in point, Yahoo scoring Andruw Jones' "homerun" last Sunday, let alone that 3 HR game a while back.

You had to take it too far. I would have believed you if you hadn't made that outrageous "3HR game" claim. Nobody has ever hit three home runs in one game. Come now.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:00 pm

knapplc wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Ah, but Yahoo is run by a million monkeys, not by efficient cyborgs, fully automated robots, or carnal organic anagrams that one would find at Google. Case in point, Yahoo scoring Andruw Jones' "homerun" last Sunday, let alone that 3 HR game a while back.

You had to take it too far. I would have believed you if you hadn't made that outrageous "3HR game" claim. Nobody has ever hit three home runs in one game. Come now.

Alien technology is more powerful than you could ever imagine.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:13 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
knapplc wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Ah, but Yahoo is run by a million monkeys, not by efficient cyborgs, fully automated robots, or carnal organic anagrams that one would find at Google. Case in point, Yahoo scoring Andruw Jones' "homerun" last Sunday, let alone that 3 HR game a while back.

You had to take it too far. I would have believed you if you hadn't made that outrageous "3HR game" claim. Nobody has ever hit three home runs in one game. Come now.

Alien technology is more powerful than you could ever imagine.


Can it make diet coke taste like regular coke?
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:16 pm

knapplc wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Ah, but Yahoo is run by a million monkeys, not by efficient cyborgs, fully automated robots, or carnal organic anagrams that one would find at Google. Case in point, Yahoo scoring Andruw Jones' "homerun" last Sunday, let alone that 3 HR game a while back.

You had to take it too far. I would have believed you if you hadn't made that outrageous "3HR game" claim. Nobody has ever hit three home runs in one game. Come now.


Try telling that to those monkeys. Plus, the aliens have the means to hit a century mark of homeruns in a game... of cricket.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:17 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
knapplc wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Ah, but Yahoo is run by a million monkeys, not by efficient cyborgs, fully automated robots, or carnal organic anagrams that one would find at Google. Case in point, Yahoo scoring Andruw Jones' "homerun" last Sunday, let alone that 3 HR game a while back.

You had to take it too far. I would have believed you if you hadn't made that outrageous "3HR game" claim. Nobody has ever hit three home runs in one game. Come now.


Try telling that to those monkeys. Plus, the aliens have the means to hit a century mark of homeruns in a game... of cricket.


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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:35 pm

acsguitar wrote:
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knapplc wrote:You had to take it too far. I would have believed you if you hadn't made that outrageous "3HR game" claim. Nobody has ever hit three home runs in one game. Come now.

Alien technology is more powerful than you could ever imagine.


Can it make diet coke taste like regular coke?

That's just crazy talk.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby jlm53089 » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:47 pm

acsguitar wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
knapplc wrote:You had to take it too far. I would have believed you if you hadn't made that outrageous "3HR game" claim. Nobody has ever hit three home runs in one game. Come now.

Alien technology is more powerful than you could ever imagine.


Can it make diet coke taste like regular coke?


Whoa there man. Thats crazy talk...
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby Metroid » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:51 pm

deja vu.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby Metroid » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:51 pm

Metroid wrote:deja vu.
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