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Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby Tavish » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:53 pm

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/software/0,39029471,49303046,00.htm

To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon landing, Google Earth 5.0 now incorporates the landscape and terrain of our closest and dearest celestial relative, the Moon.
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It's a fully navigable 3D model of the satellite and its surface, built from detailed, stitched images, panoramic photography, video footage and audible guided tours from Apollo astronauts, including Apollo 11 'naut Buzz Aldrin.


Don't take the inability of Google to find the alien military bases on the moon as a sign they aren't there. The aliens are wily and have anticipated tactic for some time now.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby bigken117 » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:22 pm

Pfft...

Google is run by aliens. So they know where the bases are and easily omit them from the maps.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby bigh0rt » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:25 pm

bigken117 wrote:Pfft...

Google is run by aliens. So they know where the bases are and easily omit them from the maps.

I thought it was Hulu that was run by aliens :-?
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby AussieDodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:29 pm

bigh0rt wrote:
bigken117 wrote:Pfft...

Google is run by aliens. So they know where the bases are and easily omit them from the maps.

I thought it was Hulu that was run by aliens :-?


I was told it was redtub..... nevermind :-o
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:31 pm

bigh0rt wrote:
bigken117 wrote:Pfft...

Google is run by aliens. So they know where the bases are and easily omit them from the maps.

I thought it was Hulu that was run by aliens :-?


They're both run by aliens. Google just tries to be nice, but they have sinister intentions. Hulu is at least more overt about it and it shouldn't surprise anyone that Alec Baldwin is an alien.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby knapplc » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:33 pm

No, no, no. Google is run by people from the future. That whole "search engine" nonsense is just a room full of like a million clerks clicking around the internet until they find the thing you "searched" for, then they go back in time and put it in your computer.

Ever heard of the Wayback Machine? Same thing.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:36 pm

knapplc wrote:No, no, no. Google is run by people from the future. That whole "search engine" nonsense is just a room full of like a million clerks clicking around the internet until they find the thing you "searched" for, then they go back in time and put it in your computer.

Ever heard of the Wayback Machine? Same thing.


You confuse Google with Yahoo. Google is run by Skynet, which happens to be a cyborg alien syndicate.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby Metroid » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:53 pm

All your base are belong to Google.
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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby knapplc » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:53 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
knapplc wrote:No, no, no. Google is run by people from the future. That whole "search engine" nonsense is just a room full of like a million clerks clicking around the internet until they find the thing you "searched" for, then they go back in time and put it in your computer.

Ever heard of the Wayback Machine? Same thing.


You confuse Google with Yahoo. Google is run by Skynet, which happens to be a cyborg alien syndicate.

You say tomato....

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Re: Alien cloaking hides lunar base from Google

Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:57 pm

I for one welcome our well cloaked alien based lunar leaders
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