Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

[bigken117]

I remember one night when I was 20 or 21 the sky turned all sorts of funny colors and I witnessed the greatest meteor shower ever...

[Tavish]

I remember one night when I was 20 or 21 the sky turned all sorts of funny colors and I witnessed the greatest alien attack ever...

I was a little younger when I first saw one, but they are pretty amazing.

[acsguitar]

I remember one night when I was 20 or 21 the sky turned all sorts of funny colors and I witnessed the greatest alien attack ever...

I was a little younger when I first saw one, but they are pretty amazing.

Today young men on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration

[the izzy]

I wish they'd send some of that Global Warming to the northeast, where it hasn't gotten above 85 all summer, and has rained every 5 out of 7 days.

For you it's called Climate Change, and it's equally as bad. The world CANNOT tolerate variances in temperature, NOT ONE BIT. No life has ever survived on this planet when the median temp was a few degrees higher or lower than it is RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

I'm not trying to scare you. It's science. And you're going to die, h0rt. Sorry.

I remember when I was younger and I believed everything the media spoon fed me. Than one day, I opened up a book...

[acsguitar]

I wish they'd send some of that Global Warming to the northeast, where it hasn't gotten above 85 all summer, and has rained every 5 out of 7 days.

For you it's called Climate Change, and it's equally as bad. The world CANNOT tolerate variances in temperature, NOT ONE BIT. No life has ever survived on this planet when the median temp was a few degrees higher or lower than it is RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

I'm not trying to scare you. It's science. And you're going to die, h0rt. Sorry.

I remember when I was younger and I believed everything the media spoon fed me. Than one day, I opened up a book...

Apparently not a book studying sarcasm.

Maybe the poison alien cloud is scrambling our ability to be sarcastic.

[knapplc]

For you it's called Climate Change, and it's equally as bad. The world CANNOT tolerate variances in temperature, NOT ONE BIT. No life has ever survived on this planet when the median temp was a few degrees higher or lower than it is RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

I'm not trying to scare you. It's science. And you're going to die, h0rt. Sorry.

I remember when I was younger and I believed everything the media spoon fed me. Than one day, I opened up a book...

Apparently not a book studying sarcasm.

Yeah... I don't know exactly what I'd need to do to make it more obvious. Copious smilies pretty much ruin the joke.

[acsguitar]

I remember when I was younger and I believed everything the media spoon fed me. Than one day, I opened up a book...

Apparently not a book studying sarcasm.

Yeah... I don't know exactly what I'd need to do to make it more obvious. Copious smilies pretty much ruin the joke.

Why do you hate freedom? Did the alien clouds do this to you?

[Dan Lambskin]

Will these be "Pleasure aliens?"

reminds me of when i worked at Blockbuster®...i was always tempted to rent Femalien II but i never saw the 1st one so i thought the story might be too hard to follow

[acsguitar]

Will these be "Pleasure aliens?"

reminds me of when i worked at Blockbuster®...i was always tempted to rent Femalien II but i never saw the 1st one so i thought the story might be too hard to follow

It'll probably show up on FEARNET one of these days. Then you can use the Fast Forward button to get to alien boobies quicker