Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle - Fantasy Baseball Cafe 2014 Fantasy Baseball Cafe
100% Deposit Bonus for Cafe Members!

Return to General Talk

Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Moderator: Baseball Moderators

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby bigken117 » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:10 pm

I remember one night when I was 20 or 21 the sky turned all sorts of funny colors and I witnessed the greatest meteor shower ever...
Image

Jacoby Ellsbury - Sponsored by the Fantasy Baseball Cafe!

Play Pick 3!

Follow the Cafe on Twitter!
Like us on Facebook
bigken117
Bouncer
Bouncer

User avatar
ModeratorCafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe WriterCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyePick 3 Weekly WinnerMatchup Meltdown SurvivorLucky Ladders Weekly Winner
Posts: 12877
(Past Year: 251)
Joined: 15 Feb 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: posed in an awkward stance

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby Tavish » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:11 pm

bigken117 wrote:I remember one night when I was 20 or 21 the sky turned all sorts of funny colors and I witnessed the greatest alien attack ever...

I was a little younger when I first saw one, but they are pretty amazing.
Image

Bury me a Royal.
Tavish
Mod in Retirement
Mod in Retirement

User avatar
CafeholicFantasy ExpertCafe WriterCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeCafe SpotterWeb Supporter
Posts: 11067
(Past Year: 34)
Joined: 3 May 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:24 pm

Tavish wrote:
bigken117 wrote:I remember one night when I was 20 or 21 the sky turned all sorts of funny colors and I witnessed the greatest alien attack ever...

I was a little younger when I first saw one, but they are pretty amazing.


Today young men on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
acsguitar
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 26722
Joined: 7 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Back in General Talk WOOO!!!

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby the izzy » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:57 pm

knapplc wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:I wish they'd send some of that Global Warming to the northeast, where it hasn't gotten above 85 all summer, and has rained every 5 out of 7 days. :~(

For you it's called Climate Change, and it's equally as bad. The world CANNOT tolerate variances in temperature, NOT ONE BIT. No life has ever survived on this planet when the median temp was a few degrees higher or lower than it is RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

I'm not trying to scare you. It's science. And you're going to die, h0rt. Sorry. :-/


I remember when I was younger and I believed everything the media spoon fed me. Than one day, I opened up a book...
the izzy
College Coach
College Coach


Posts: 292
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Home Cafe: Baseball

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:02 pm

the izzy wrote:
knapplc wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:I wish they'd send some of that Global Warming to the northeast, where it hasn't gotten above 85 all summer, and has rained every 5 out of 7 days. :~(

For you it's called Climate Change, and it's equally as bad. The world CANNOT tolerate variances in temperature, NOT ONE BIT. No life has ever survived on this planet when the median temp was a few degrees higher or lower than it is RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

I'm not trying to scare you. It's science. And you're going to die, h0rt. Sorry. :-/


I remember when I was younger and I believed everything the media spoon fed me. Than one day, I opened up a book...
Apparently not a book studying sarcasm.

Maybe the poison alien cloud is scrambling our ability to be sarcastic.
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
acsguitar
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 26722
Joined: 7 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Back in General Talk WOOO!!!

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby knapplc » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:23 pm

acsguitar wrote:
the izzy wrote:
knapplc wrote:For you it's called Climate Change, and it's equally as bad. The world CANNOT tolerate variances in temperature, NOT ONE BIT. No life has ever survived on this planet when the median temp was a few degrees higher or lower than it is RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

I'm not trying to scare you. It's science. And you're going to die, h0rt. Sorry. :-/


;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7 ;-7


I remember when I was younger and I believed everything the media spoon fed me. Than one day, I opened up a book...
Apparently not a book studying sarcasm.

Yeah... I don't know exactly what I'd need to do to make it more obvious. Copious smilies pretty much ruin the joke.
Keep wreves in General Talk in 2011!
knapplc
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicGolden Eagle Eye
Posts: 7870
Joined: 27 Dec 2004
Home Cafe: Football
Location: It's "ell see." ELL SEE!!!

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:42 pm

knapplc wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
the izzy wrote:
I remember when I was younger and I believed everything the media spoon fed me. Than one day, I opened up a book...
Apparently not a book studying sarcasm.

Yeah... I don't know exactly what I'd need to do to make it more obvious. Copious smilies pretty much ruin the joke.


Why do you hate freedom? Did the alien clouds do this to you?
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
acsguitar
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 26722
Joined: 7 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Back in General Talk WOOO!!!

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:42 am

acsguitar wrote:Will these be "Pleasure aliens?"


reminds me of when i worked at Blockbuster®...i was always tempted to rent Femalien II but i never saw the 1st one so i thought the story might be too hard to follow
Image
Dan Lambskin
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeLucky Ladders ChampionPick 3 Weekly WinnerMatchup Meltdown SurvivorTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 10225
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball

Re: Alien clouds poised to strike Seattle

Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:08 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Will these be "Pleasure aliens?"


reminds me of when i worked at Blockbuster®...i was always tempted to rent Femalien II but i never saw the 1st one so i thought the story might be too hard to follow


It'll probably show up on FEARNET one of these days. Then you can use the Fast Forward button to get to alien boobies quicker
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
acsguitar
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 26722
Joined: 7 Apr 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Back in General Talk WOOO!!!

Previous

Return to General Talk

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Today's Games
Wednesday, Jul. 23
(All times are EST, weather icons show forecast for game time)

Cleveland at Minnesota
(1:10 pm)
Kansas City at Chi White Sox
(2:10 pm)
Cincinnati at Milwaukee
(2:10 pm)
Washington at Colorado
(3:10 pm)
Detroit at Arizona
(3:40 pm)
NY Mets at Seattle
(3:40 pm)
LA Dodgers at Pittsburgh
(7:05 pm)
San Francisco at Philadelphia
(7:05 pm)
Texas at NY Yankees
(7:05 pm)
Boston at Toronto
(7:07 pm)
Miami at Atlanta
(7:10 pm)
Tampa Bay at St. Louis
(7:15 pm)
San Diego at Chi Cubs
(8:05 pm)
Baltimore at LA Angels
(10:05 pm)
Houston at Oakland
(10:05 pm)

  • Fantasy Baseball
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact