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The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:25 pm

Just go to theOnion.com Today it has been sold to the Chinese. I pray for us all
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Re: The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby Pogotheostrich » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:35 pm

As usual the Onion is awesome. ;-D
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Re: The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby AquaMan2342 » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:37 pm

Last chance to purchase goods of failed Onion newspaper!
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:37 pm

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Re: The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:46 pm

Read about Jason Kendalls sacrifice bunt
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Re: The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby knapplc » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:53 pm

MILWAUKEE—In an act of selflessness not often seen amongst ego-driven American athletes, who typically look only to further their own personal agendas, hero Milwaukee Brewers player Jason Kendall placed a bunted ball back to the pitcher Tuesday with full knowledge that he himself would be eliminated from scoring contention for the duration of the contest's fifth inning. Receiving upon his return to the dugout a mere smattering of high fives from his ignorant teammates and but one hand-clap from the staff of coaching elders, Kendall was not properly greeted as a hero responsible for the very 90-foot advancement of teammates Mat Gamel and J.J. Hardy to second and third base respectively. Due to his undying devotion to the singular cause of winning, even at the cost of his own personal downfall, Jason Kendall is the greatest player to ever play the game of baseball.鱼
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Re: The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:57 pm

Due to his undying devotion to the singular cause of winning, even at the cost of his own personal downfall, Jason Kendall is the greatest player to ever play the game of baseball.
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Re: The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby bigken117 » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:56 pm

teh onion is teh suck
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Re: The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:16 pm

bigken117 wrote:teh onion is teh suck


Correction: it's teh sucky sucky now.
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Re: The Onion Sold to the Chinese

Postby knapplc » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:17 pm

Oh. Groan. :-b
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