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Re: jewish players

Postby AussieDodger » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:30 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:Kyle is a jew


Collins doesn't sound like a very Jewish name. :-?

Now back to this list.......


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Re: jewish players

Postby AquaMan2342 » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:38 pm

AussieDodger wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Kyle is a jew


Collins doesn't sound like a very Jewish name. :-?

Now back to this list.......


David Lee Roth lights the menorah.


I'll pretend that my post wasn't a South Park reference because what Aussie said makes it funnier.
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Re: jewish players

Postby AussieDodger » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:40 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Kyle is a jew


Collins doesn't sound like a very Jewish name. :-?

Now back to this list.......


David Lee Roth lights the menorah.


I'll pretend that my post wasn't a South Park reference because what Aussie said makes it funnier.


Congrats ;-D
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Re: jewish players

Postby Havok1517 » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:49 pm

I'm sure many more Jewish players have played in the majors than on that list. When a player gets called up for a spot start or something I doubt they ask his religion.
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Re: jewish players

Postby lastingsgriller » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:04 pm

is it politically correct to call jewish people "jews" i donno.. but I do know this.. Sandy Koufax was a jew and he was the best pitcher since television was invented..

i think I heard somewhere that Ryan Braun is a jew.. can anyone confirm this?
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Re: jewish players

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:06 pm

ryan braun?

according to this site, he's only a borderline jew:
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=124

Sure, his mother isn't Jewish, he wasn't raised Jewish and he isn't practicing now. But when has that ever stopped us from claiming someone before? As far as we're concerned, it's time to find the afikomen, pour some Manishewitz, and throw open the front door, because Ryan Braun is the real deal.

The Hebrew Hammer, indeed!

IMPORTANT: All standard restrictions apply. Jew or Not Jew is not responsible for the above statements if the player is injured, accused of using PEDs, mysteriously stops hitting, renounces his religion, or is traded to Tampa.

Verdict: Borderline Jew.
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Re: jewish players

Postby richiro » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:41 pm

Braun, Kinsler, and Koufax are definitely not jews. Neither is Ron Karkovice or Spike Owen.
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Re: jewish players

Postby Havok1517 » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:08 pm

richiro wrote:Braun, Kinsler, and Koufax are definitely not jews. Neither is Ron Karkovice or Spike Owen.


Um...Sandy is Jewish.
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Re: jewish players

Postby bandrus1 » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:15 pm

Walked in the shower at a Brewers game on accident


Can confirm Braun is jewish
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Re: jewish players

Postby ayebatter » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:31 pm

bandrus1 wrote:Walked in the shower at a Brewers game on accident


Can confirm Braun is jewish



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