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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby Neato Torpedo » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:55 am

Metroid wrote:
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knapplc wrote:It's algae.


Is that what it told you to tell us?

No it's really just A.L.G.A.E. - Alien Lifeform Generated for Assassination and Extermination.

LOL that is terrifyingly specific. It's like the cyborg name generator knows...
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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby Tavish » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:06 am

knapplc wrote:It's algae.

If it makes you feel better to die from alien algae instead of an alien blob then more power to you. I'm really in a pickle at the moment, I had dug a moat around my house to keep away the mutant bears but now have realized that just gives the alien algae perfect access to invade my home.
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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:25 am

Tavish wrote:
knapplc wrote:It's algae.

If it makes you feel better to die from alien algae instead of an alien blob then more power to you. I'm really in a pickle at the moment, I had dug a moat around my house to keep away the mutant bears but now have realized that just gives the alien algae perfect access to invade my home.
Fill the moat with oil I'm pretty sure algae and oil don't get along
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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:37 am

acsguitar wrote:
Tavish wrote:
knapplc wrote:It's algae.

If it makes you feel better to die from alien algae instead of an alien blob then more power to you. I'm really in a pickle at the moment, I had dug a moat around my house to keep away the mutant bears but now have realized that just gives the alien algae perfect access to invade my home.
Fill the moat with oil I'm pretty sure algae and oil don't get along


you're thinking of water...water and oil
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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby bigh0rt » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:41 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Tavish wrote:If it makes you feel better to die from alien algae instead of an alien blob then more power to you. I'm really in a pickle at the moment, I had dug a moat around my house to keep away the mutant bears but now have realized that just gives the alien algae perfect access to invade my home.
Fill the moat with oil I'm pretty sure algae and oil don't get along


you're thinking of water...water and oil

You sure you don't mean vinegar and oil?
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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:44 am

bigh0rt wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
acsguitar wrote: Fill the moat with oil I'm pretty sure algae and oil don't get along


you're thinking of water...water and oil

You sure you don't mean vinegar and oil?


No that's delicious. I've never heard of algae and oil. Although I'm sure the japanese have something like that. So maybe we shouldn't try that considering this oil could've floated from japan.
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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby Yoda » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:00 pm

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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby knapplc » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:39 pm

Now the aliens' giant squid underlings are launching their attack. The oceans are no longer safe!

Giant Squid Attacks in SoCal

*According to this article the woman was pulled limb from limb, then the squid displayed her dismembered body across the ocean floor as a warning to the humans. AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!





*this is a complete lie
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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:54 pm

knapplc wrote:Now the aliens' giant squid underlings are launching their attack. The oceans are no longer safe!

Giant Squid Attacks in SoCal

*According to this article the woman was pulled limb from limb, then the squid displayed her dismembered body across the ocean floor as a warning to the humans. AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!





*this is a complete lie


mmmm...calamari :-L
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Re: Alien blob attacking Alaska

Postby acsguitar » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:56 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
knapplc wrote:Now the aliens' giant squid underlings are launching their attack. The oceans are no longer safe!

Giant Squid Attacks in SoCal

*According to this article the woman was pulled limb from limb, then the squid displayed her dismembered body across the ocean floor as a warning to the humans. AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!





*this is a complete lie


mmmm...calamari :-L

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