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Postby Andy1234 » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:35 pm

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:01 pm

lmao thats good....
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:12 pm

i guess i'm a lesbian too :-D :-D :-D
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Postby sinnlos26 » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:37 pm

lol ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:09 pm

Lol. :-b
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Postby kentx12 » Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:59 pm

LMAO good 1 ;-D
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Postby eftda » Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:48 pm

does that mean i'm a lesbian???? Jk


nice one, short and sweat ;-D
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