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Postby Andy1234 » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:29 pm

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is now my new retirement program; I call it my 401-Keg.
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:58 pm

lol. thats pretty good
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Postby wrveres » Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:28 am

lmao :-D
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Postby prodpaul » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:21 am

Very good!!! ;-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:11 pm

:-D
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Postby Madison » Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:06 pm

Lol. :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:28 pm

Very clever. But you bring up a good point - I think that my investment advisor has been drinking away my retirement plan (or pissing it away)
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:55 pm

Nice.. ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:51 am

Drink less...save less....Drink more....save more.....not a tuff decision... :-)
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