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by **bigh0rt** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:04 am

Metroid wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:What will I do for recreation?

Don't worry h0rt, you'll always have hookers and blow.

But they are soooo expensive compared to pain killers. :,-(

I'm going to go break my wrist real quick before they ban them!!!!

by **woodson_28** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:55 am

It's always nice when the government is so willing to step in and help out those that lack common sense.

The other day, I took a drink of water too quickly and almost choked to death. I hope the government will step up and regulate the size of the opening in bottle water. A smaller hole would help prevent the choking hazard caused by too much water coming out at once from the huge opening.

by **GiantsFan14** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:23 am

i still have a full bottle of codeine that i didnt need after i had my wisdom teeth out (no pain or swelling ftw). anyone know what i could get for that?

by **bigh0rt** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:25 am

GiantsFan14 wrote:i still have a full bottle of codeine that i didnt need after i had my wisdom teeth out (no pain or swelling ftw). anyone know what i could get for that?

You could get on your lean is what you could get.

by **AussieDodger** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:59 am

GiantsFan14 wrote:i still have a full bottle of codeine that i didnt need after i had my wisdom teeth out (no pain or swelling ftw). anyone know what i could get for that?

You get this

by **RugbyD** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:02 am

StlSluggers wrote:...and lower the maximum daily allowance of OTC drugs that contain acetaminophen, such as Tylenol.

Ha, as if the world doesn't already know that you take more than the recommended OTC dosage to get to prescription strength anyways. This reminds me of idiotic states like Utah that restrict the ABV or beers. All that does is make you drink more to get to the same level of drunk. Brilliant!

by **KCollins1304** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:48 am

GiantsFan14 wrote:i still have a full bottle of codeine that i didnt need after i had my wisdom teeth out (no pain or swelling ftw). anyone know what i could get for that?

I don't think they're trying to ban codeine, which is an opioid, just the opiod+acetominophen drugs. Maybe I should start start bootlegging acetominophen and codeine out of my lab. :-?

by **Yoda** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:28 am

GiantsFan14 wrote:i still have a full bottle of codeine that i didnt need after i had my wisdom teeth out (no pain or swelling ftw). anyone know what i could get for that?

Wash a few down with ice cold beers to get at the max effect!

by **Madison** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:55 am

RugbyD wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:...and lower the maximum daily allowance of OTC drugs that contain acetaminophen, such as Tylenol.

Ha, as if the world doesn't already know that you take more than the recommended OTC dosage to get to prescription strength anyways. This reminds me of idiotic states like Utah that restrict the ABV or beers. All that does is make you drink more to get to the same level of drunk. Brilliant!