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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby DaShiz23 » Wed May 27, 2009 9:55 pm

worst decision ever! Has she seen the money Anna and Maria have made, and they aren't/weren't even that good at tennis (well, Sharapova isn't bad, I guess). Those bewbs could make her LOTS more money than her tennis can. Who wouldn't tune in to watch her flop around all over the court? And what is the single most bestest thing to photograph with a Canon? I'll tell ya, it's BEWBS!! ;-D
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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby StlSluggers » Wed May 27, 2009 10:07 pm

DaShiz23 wrote:Those bewbs could make her LOTS more money than her tennis can.

I haven't seen her tennis can. Is it nice, too?
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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby AussieDodger » Wed May 27, 2009 11:22 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:if you ask me that's the only thing she has going for her


+1

Talk about ugly :-P :-P

I guess some guys on here just want to go out with a giant pair of bewbs with no girl attached. ;-7
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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby Neato Torpedo » Thu May 28, 2009 1:55 am

AussieDodger wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:if you ask me that's the only thing she has going for her


+1

Talk about ugly :-P :-P

Seriously? She's not beautiful but she's definitely above average in the facial area, at least from what Google images gives me.
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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby AussieDodger » Thu May 28, 2009 2:06 am

Neato Torpedo wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:if you ask me that's the only thing she has going for her


+1

Talk about ugly :-P :-P

Seriously? She's not beautiful but she's definitely above average in the facial area, at least from what Google images gives me.


<sarcasm> Oh yeah real delicious </sarcasm>

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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby knapplc » Thu May 28, 2009 8:30 am

I always get a kick out of the guys who live on the Internet, yet (apparently) only date supermodels because of their exceedingly high standards.
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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu May 28, 2009 10:04 am

knapplc wrote:I always get a kick out of the guys who live on the Internet, yet (apparently) only date supermodels because of their exceedingly high standards.


i mean i'd bang her, but i dont think she's very attractive...i guess i'm just not that into butch looking eastern european chicks
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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby AussieDodger » Thu May 28, 2009 10:43 am

knapplc wrote:I always get a kick out of the guys who live on the Internet, yet (apparently) only date supermodels because of their exceedingly high standards.


Really. :-?
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Re: Tennis Star Considers Breast Reduction Surgery

Postby knapplc » Thu May 28, 2009 11:06 am

AussieDodger wrote:Really. :-?

Really really. Of the two of us, the one with the most integrity in how we speak about women here... isn't you.
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