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Postby smalls2598 » Fri May 22, 2009 11:38 am

Analysis on Max Scherzer from May 16th:

Scherzer's ERA dropped to 3.35 in what was probably his second-best start of the season. He has gotten plenty of run support in his last two games, something he had struggled to receive in his first five starts. He has plenty of upside and will hopefully fell relieved by getting his first win. His next start is scheduled for Thursday at Florida against Max Scherzer.
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Re: The official CBSSports Fantasy Analysis/Updates FAIL thread

Postby Neato Torpedo » Fri May 22, 2009 11:46 am

Grouperman941 wrote:
CBS wrote:News: White Sox RF Jermaine Dye hit a two-run homer off of Brett Cecil in Friday's 8-3 loss to the Blue Jays. It was his only hit in four at-bats and was his eighth homer of the contest. It was his first two RBI in his last five contests.


Eight HR on only one hit!

Pfft, Matt Wieters can hit 11 HR on one hit.
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Re: The official CBSSports Fantasy Analysis/Updates FAIL thread

Postby knapplc » Fri May 22, 2009 12:38 pm

And for all this, they're the most expensive site out there. And my league won't play anywhere else. ;-7 :-°
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Re: The official CBSSports Fantasy Analysis/Updates FAIL thread

Postby Element » Fri May 22, 2009 1:46 pm

Under Luis Valbuena's "Fantasy Analysis":

The Indians, a trendy pick to win the AL East heading into the season, have struggled and are looking to shake up the lineup. Peralta has been one of the prominent underperformers in the lineup, but adding third base eligibility could only help his overall Fantasy appeal. Raising his batting average from the .246 he's at now would be more helpful. Valbuena has just two hits in 10 at-bats this season and is not worth more than an AL-only flier.


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Re: The official CBSSports Fantasy Analysis/Updates FAIL thread

Postby mtxdevil » Fri May 22, 2009 1:51 pm

This is just comical. Does anyone over there actually follow mlb? :-?
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Re: The official CBSSports Fantasy Analysis/Updates FAIL thread

Postby dedalus » Sat May 30, 2009 11:13 pm

This is the best thread ever.
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Re: The official CBSSports Fantasy Analysis/Updates FAIL thread

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:31 am

News: Torii Hunter hit three consecutive solo homers as the Los Angeles Angels bombarded the San Diego Padres 9-1 Saturday. It was Hunter's first three-homer game in the majors. He was left on deck when Bobby Abreu struck out to end the bottom of the eighth inning, costing him a chance at tying the big league record for home runs in a game.

Analysis: Hunter became the 12th player in Angels history to homer three times in a game, and the first to do it since Garret Anderson in 2003 against the Montreal Expos at Puerto Rico. He tops the Angels with 16 homers and 49 RBI and is clearly a must-start in Fantasy.


i dont think i've ever seen this much FAIL in one post. not only am i supposed to believe that Hunter hit 3 HR in a game, but i'm supposed to believe Garret Anderson has done it before...pleaze :-t
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