Pig flu striking down the Reds!

[lastingsgriller]

Jay Bruce has not been struck down with the swine flu.

He'll be next don't worry. Phillips and Votto got it an hour apart from each other.

oh.. if I know jay bruce, that flu may come at him, but he'll just knock it out of the park.. JUST LIKE HE DOES EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!

[hett2333]

This just in:

"Kansas City outfielder Coco Crisp sneezed twice during batting practice promting team officals to quarantine Kauffman stadium to prevent the possible spread of the piggy virus. After a closed door meeting, Royals owner David Glass decided cancel the remainder of the season, with the remaining games to be part of doubleheaders next year."

I love it when people overreact

who's overreacting? I think sacasm is a quality your lacking...with that said, you better go put your mask on. If Phillips and Votto can't escape it, what makes you think the pig flu isn't coming to get you?

[coleman1027]

Thanks for the inside info! Just dropped Phillips in my money league

Why would you drop him......I doubt he'll be out for the season...

[Slayer Rules]

Thanks for the inside info! Just dropped Phillips in my money league

Why would you drop him......I doubt he'll be out for the season...

I guess you don't know the pig flu then.

[Dan Lambskin]

Thanks for the inside info! Just dropped Phillips in my money league

Why would you drop him......I doubt he'll be out for the season...

the pig flu could kill him though...might as well get a guy like Alberto Callapso before it's too late

[Slayer Rules]

the pig flu could kill him though...might as well get a guy like Alberto Callapso before it's too late

Yeah

[CharlatanSin]

Thanks for the inside info! Just dropped Phillips in my money league

Why would you drop him......I doubt he'll be out for the season...

the pig flu could kill him though...might as well get a guy like Alberto Callapso before it's too late

Word. I just dropped Votto in my money league for Chris Shelton. He's due to heat up again soon.

[hett2333]

Votto and Phillips not in the lineup again tonight, no surprise...I'm just hoping to get them back by July!

[Slayer Rules]

Votto and Phillips not in the lineup again tonight, no surprise...I'm just hoping to get them back by July!

Have you heard if they've started to grow snouts yet? - because that's when I hear the worst is about over.

[hett2333]

Votto and Phillips not in the lineup again tonight, no surprise...I'm just hoping to get them back by July!

Have you heard if they've started to grow snouts yet? - because that's when I hear the worst is about over.

I hear the military is planning on using this as a weapon...don't qoute me on it though.