This just in:
"Kansas City outfielder Coco Crisp sneezed twice during batting practice promting team officals to quarantine Kauffman stadium to prevent the possible spread of the piggy virus. After a closed door meeting, Royals owner David Glass decided cancel the remainder of the season, with the remaining games to be part of doubleheaders next year."
I love it when people overreact
OF- Myers Jennings Heyward
U- Morneau, Ellsbury, Belt
SP-Price Greinke Fernandez Lee Miller
RP-Nathan, Grilli, Farquhar, Melacon