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Don't poop in the urinal

Postby RugbyD » Sun May 03, 2009 11:15 pm

also known as "Can not move bowels in the urine pond".

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Re: Don't poop in the urinal

Postby devilsrule2004 » Mon May 04, 2009 11:31 pm

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Re: Don't poop in the urinal

Postby jfg » Mon May 04, 2009 11:47 pm

This reminds me of the time when I was at Hardees and walked in on a 70+ year old stooping over a urinal. I did a 180 and headed out and made the mistake of walking back in after I saw he had left the building to one of the worst sights ever. I won't get into details but I could have handled just a normal #2 but this was not a normal #2. So disgusting I almost don't want to share the story with anyone but I can't not tell it!
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Re: Don't poop in the urinal

Postby chargerss24 » Thu May 07, 2009 1:36 am

One of the few things I remember on my 21st b-day was puking in the urinal at the strip club we were at. I still piss in that one and remember the good ol' days. :-B
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Re: Don't poop in the urinal

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu May 07, 2009 8:49 am

chargerss24 wrote:One of the few things I remember on my 21st b-day was puking in the urinal at the strip club we were at. I still piss in that one and remember the good ol' days. :-B


hah...i did that once...was taking a leak at a strip club, threw up all over the urinal (note: not in it, on top of it), looked at the bathroom attendant, walked out, found my buddy, said "dude, we gotta go now" (of course he didnt want to leave but then i explained the situation)...good times
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Re: Don't poop in the urinal

Postby bigh0rt » Thu May 07, 2009 11:12 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
chargerss24 wrote:One of the few things I remember on my 21st b-day was puking in the urinal at the strip club we were at. I still piss in that one and remember the good ol' days. :-B


hah...i did that once...was taking a leak at a strip club, threw up all over the urinal (note: not in it, on top of it), looked at the bathroom attendant, walked out, found my buddy, said "dude, we gotta go now" (of course he didnt want to leave but then i explained the situation)...good times

One time when I was a freshman in college I saw some dude rolling a pair in a urinal. Not the type that goes all the way to the floor, but he was essentially sitting in the urinal pod thing...again, good times.
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Re: Don't poop in the urinal

Postby RyanK » Sun May 10, 2009 5:43 pm

i made use of a mcdonalds urinal for #2 when i couldnt wait any longer for the stall... O:-) :-o
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Re: Don't poop in the urinal

Postby chadlincoln » Mon May 11, 2009 4:21 pm

RyanK wrote:i made use of a mcdonalds urinal for #2 when i couldnt wait any longer for the stall... O:-) :-o

Hopefully they had paper towels and not a hot air blow dryer. :-D
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