So there's a homeless lady that lives in some tentlike contraption behind my wife's office building. She's been there as long as my wife's company has been around, but never has there been any interaction between any of them - until today. My wife's company has been planning a move to an adjacent building for many months now, and they have been going back and forth frequently to plot out renovations to their office space. These short walks have taken them closer to her "home" than they have ever been before. Apparently, homeless lady took exception to that.
So what'd she do? She did what any good, crazy, homeless person would do. She got on her bike, went down to the local library, and she sent an e-mail to my wife's boss.
None of this is edited in any way except for her e-mail address:Name:
Jenifer..the lady on the bicycleEmail: firstname.lastname@example.orgCompany:Phone:
() - Ext:Comments:
was on the internet today, and by accident came across your
business...If you are running "thwartings" over an intercome system over the
business park, I am going to ask that you stop it towards me...I am not in
favor of that ..am 60 years old...my cat was murdered thIS way...There are
Missouri Revised Statutes against Internet Harrassment and Abuse; also
against the homeless....Please stop, and do not interfer with my personal
life/my privacy..I would not do it to you! YOU NEED A RELEASE FORM, AND TO
BE HONEST I WILL NOT GIVE YOU ONE...PLEASE STOP IF YOU ARE INVOLVED IN THIS.
Surely I'm not the only one with a good story about a crazy homeless person, right?