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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby DaShiz23 » Mon May 11, 2009 7:36 pm

mtxdevil wrote:
(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.


ahahahaha. :-b :-D

I know, that one had me laughing. :-)
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue May 12, 2009 7:33 pm

(830): If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice


(830): You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin


(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.


(925): i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape and she said "pish posh, i love surprise sex"


(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.


(401): dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
(616): Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
(401): wait... oh
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby AquaMan2342 » Tue May 12, 2009 8:44 pm

(401): dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
(616): Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
(401): wait... oh


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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby Metroid » Tue May 12, 2009 9:36 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:
(401): dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
(616): Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
(401): wait... oh


lol

Yeah that's awesome. :-b
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby CadensDad » Tue May 12, 2009 9:46 pm

I've gotten quite a few good laughs out of this site lately
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue May 26, 2009 12:35 am

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS ****


(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
(1-734): what was she crying about?
(734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.


(214): in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
(469): Pride?
(214): thats a pack of cougars
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