bored again...this site is WIN
(843): Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
(231): Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wonder if that one was to Aquaman
(731): I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
(601): Talk to you next week
(323): I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
(805): My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
(859): I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
(1-859): Well... I doubt that.
(310): she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
(1-310): ewwww. she might as well have a (man part).
(803): I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
(850): paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury