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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby Metroid » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:36 pm

Mugrila wrote:How about your friend sending a dirty text on your phone to your aunt, thinking it was another girl we know with the same name.


I wish I could say that didn't happen. :-t

How "dirty?" Like some dirty talk or a pic of his junk? :-b

Either way that's pretty funny. :-D
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby KCollins1304 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:37 pm

(310): If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels. :-b
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby shmolex » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:47 pm

Another similar site if you guys liked this one and FML

http://imsobadatsex.com/
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:16 pm

Today's new texts are absolute gold. :-b
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:17 pm

shmolex wrote:Another similar site if you guys liked this one and FML

http://imsobadatsex.com/


This had me rolling:

Ok, so it was the night of new years of '08 and my girlfriend and I were in my basement. We were laying down fooling around and I somehow ended ontop of her. I pulled off her pants, she pulled down mine and we started. "Faster, faster" she whispered. I thought I was preforming well until after we were done she looks at me and says, "Am I still a virgin?" I'm so bad at sex.
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby Mugrila » Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:45 pm

Metroid wrote:
Mugrila wrote:How about your friend sending a dirty text on your phone to your aunt, thinking it was another girl we know with the same name.


I wish I could say that didn't happen. :-t

How "dirty?" Like some dirty talk or a pic of his junk? :-b

Either way that's pretty funny. :-D


First (and cleaner) of two texts he sent:

We need to have. Sex tonight.
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby Metroid » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:36 pm

Mugrila wrote:
Metroid wrote:
Mugrila wrote:How about your friend sending a dirty text on your phone to your aunt, thinking it was another girl we know with the same name.


I wish I could say that didn't happen. :-t

How "dirty?" Like some dirty talk or a pic of his junk? :-b

Either way that's pretty funny. :-D


First (and cleaner) of two texts he sent:

We need to have. Sex tonight.

lol...classy. :-b
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby DaShiz23 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:07 pm

Metroid wrote:
Mugrila wrote:
Metroid wrote:How "dirty?" Like some dirty talk or a pic of his junk? :-b

Either way that's pretty funny. :-D


First (and cleaner) of two texts he sent:

We need to have. Sex tonight.

lol...classy. :-b

75% of the time, it works every time. :-D
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby AquaMan2342 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:37 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:So, which are your drunken texts, h0rt? :-b



Ask and you shall receive:

(616): dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?


Sounds more like Aqua, but he envies h0rt's day job. :-b


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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby Matthias » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:31 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:

Ask and you shall receive:



Sounds more like Aqua, but he envies h0rt's day job. :-b

You guys are onto me.....

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