Best. Web Site. Ever.

[bigh0rt]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Enjoy.

[KCollins1304]

That is pretty good, how about this one: http://www.fmylife.com

[daullaz]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Enjoy.

I agree with this completely.

[DaShiz23]

(425): OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?



Awesome!

[ayebatter]

(425): OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED.

how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this

[DaShiz23]

now we are just crossing the line here.
upset about the slim lead I have over you in our league?

I have always kinda thought about this text before. I call my wife all kinds of names during the deed, and have thought about what ugly people say to each other in bed.
I mean, do they say something like, 'oh yeah baby, your medicre body is making me semi-horny right now. I could be so much more turned on right now, but this will have to do! oh yeah, do me you o.k. looking, somewhat attractive *****."


sorry, I'm stupid!

[urbanbreez]

OMG. Almost pissed myself laughing. Srsly.

[AussieDodger]

What a great site

(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

(202): first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
(408): we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.

(713): Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
(832): you are a _ _ _ t and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.

[The Artful Dodger]

So, which are your drunken texts, h0rt?

[The Artful Dodger]

Some gems:

(832): I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
(303): I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex

(303): You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
(303): She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye

(432): "you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.

(610): please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.