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Postby bigh0rt » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:18 pm

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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby KCollins1304 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:20 pm

That is pretty good, how about this one: http://www.fmylife.com
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby daullaz » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:40 pm

bigh0rt wrote:http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Enjoy.


I agree with this completely.
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby DaShiz23 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:05 pm

(425): OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?



Awesome! :-)
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby ayebatter » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:56 pm

DaShiz23 wrote:(425): OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED.


how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby DaShiz23 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:13 am

now we are just crossing the line here. :-b
upset about the slim lead I have over you in our league? :-D

I have always kinda thought about this text before. I call my wife all kinds of names during the deed, and have thought about what ugly people say to each other in bed.
I mean, do they say something like, 'oh yeah baby, your medicre body is making me semi-horny right now. I could be so much more turned on right now, but this will have to do! oh yeah, do me you o.k. looking, somewhat attractive *****."


sorry, I'm stupid! :-D
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby urbanbreez » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:27 am

OMG. Almost pissed myself laughing. Srsly. :-b
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby AussieDodger » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:38 am

What a great site :-b

(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.


(202): first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
(408): we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.


(713): Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
(832): you are a _ _ _ t and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.


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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:39 am

So, which are your drunken texts, h0rt? :-b
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Re: Best. Web Site. Ever.

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:48 am

Some gems:

(832): I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
(303): I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex


(303): You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
(303): She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye


(432): "you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.


(610): please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
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