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Postby kentx12 » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:35 pm

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked her how
she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially
the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why
they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked,
"What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents! I hate to
think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR!!!!

There will come a day when Barry Bonds leaves baseball, and everything about the game will be the better for it.
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Postby Madison » Fri Mar 12, 2004 12:40 am

Lmao! :-D
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Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby sinnlos26 » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:35 pm


nice one! ;-D
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:29 am

Go Cubs!
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Postby prodpaul » Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:34 am


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Postby mikcou » Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:45 pm

lol thats pretty good :-)
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Postby Andy1234 » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:26 pm

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. -Crash Davis

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Postby eftda » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:41 pm

nice, I'll tell my friends that one tomorrow ;-D
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