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by **kentx12** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:30 pm

>From the State where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a
> true
> story from Texas.
>
> Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
> A patron was leaving the bar so intoxicated
> that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a
> few minutes with the officer quietly observing.
>
> After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
> vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was
> there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and
> drove off.
>
> Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry
> night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then
> switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
> reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as
> more patrons left in their vehicles.
>
> At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down
> the street.
> The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
> his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
> and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer
> indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
>
> Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the
> Police station, this breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt
it,"
> said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

by **Madison** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 12:38 am

A popular one here in Texas. ;-D

by **LBJackal** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:25 pm

Wow, that's a great idea! Although don't try this at home folks........drinking and driving is serious. But if you absolutely HAD to, this would be a great way to go about it :-°