Dear Dodgers: Please trade Juan Pierre soon

[RenPastana]

Signed,

Those of us who drafted him and expect to him be traded so we can get massive value.

Thanks.

Dear Nelson Cruz,

Please hit at least 150 Home Runs.

Signed,

Those of us who drafted you and have completely unrealistic ideas of your value.

Thanks.

I love how ALMOST everybody on here hates Nelson Cruz...and I've come to find out why...it's because they were dumb enough to pass on him to pick up players like L. Milledge and J.Upton.

Envy is a sin! YOU MORONS!

Cruz's Projections: .350-130-50-162-45 sb-1.300 OPS...suckkkkkk itttttt

[Matthias]

Signed,

Those of us who drafted him and expect to him be traded so we can get massive value.

Thanks.

Dear Nelson Cruz,

Please hit at least 150 Home Runs.

Signed,

Those of us who drafted you and have completely unrealistic ideas of your value.

Thanks.

I love how ALMOST everybody on here hates Nelson Cruz...and I've come to find out why...it's because they were dumb enough to pass on him to pick up players like L. Milledge and J.Upton.

Envy is a sin! YOU MORONS!

Cruz's Projections: .350-130-50-162-45 sb-1.300 OPS...suckkkkkk itttttt

Huh?

I like Nelson Cruz. I own Nelson Cruz.

I just think it's as equally silly to write an open note asking him to hit a hundred and fifty runs as it is to expect Juan Pierre to have any fantasy relevance.

[Neato Torpedo]

^^^I agree with this guy.

[AussieDodger]

Dear Cafers,

Please use the Cheering/Venting Forum when applicable.

Signed,

Leftovers

Dear h0rt,

The hysteria lasts for the first 3-4 weeks.
It peaks when they find a new sexy rookie starting pitcher to dribble over and start half a dozen threads about (which usually start with a question and 45 exclamation marks).
Ride out the storm and enjoy the humour that it will inevitably bring.

Your pal,

AussieDodger

[JMB05]

I have Cruz down for 25 HR's, and hoping for .280 BA. Other than that who cares.

Also I think that the people who hate Cruz are Chris Davis owners

[j24jags]

Stealing a start from Kemp

[Another Blown Save]

DeWayne Wise just suffered a separated shoulder. This could potentially force the ChiSox to trade for a CF.

[StarsNPinstripes]

Stealing a start from Kemp

I'll preface by saying that I do not have Matt Kemp on any team but only in Joe Torre's bizarro world does Kemp get benched for Pierre.

[parise123]

Stealing a start from Kemp

I'll preface by saying that I do not have Matt Kemp on any team but only in Joe Torre's bizarro world does Kemp get benched for Pierre.

He continues to bat Kemp 7th too..even though he's having a good start to the year, I am guessing it's so he has L/R hitters down the lineup but cmon, your 2nd best hitter shouldnt be batting 7th.

[StarsNPinstripes]

Stealing a start from Kemp

I'll preface by saying that I do not have Matt Kemp on any team but only in Joe Torre's bizarro world does Kemp get benched for Pierre.

He continues to bat Kemp 7th too..even though he's having a good start to the year, I am guessing it's so he has L/R hitters down the lineup but cmon, your 2nd best hitter shouldnt be batting 7th.

Yet another thing that drives me crazy & yes this lefty/righty is the exact reason he does this;same crap he did with the Yankees. If he's intent on doing that he should hit Manny 3rd,Ethier 4th,Kemp 5th Loney 6th & Martin 7th not ideal but better than what he's doing now.