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Postby bonecrusher17 » Thu Mar 11, 2004 4:38 pm

G-ses...Jesus...I get it now. I'll catch up soon.
Put the lotion in the basket.
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:03 pm

bonecrusher17 wrote:G-ses...Jesus...I get it now. I'll catch up soon.


oooooooooo man......I just figured that out...
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Postby TMurph » Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:20 pm

another related question.......
whose got the best forum avatar?
can you beat Rod Smart "He Hate Me'????
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Postby Joe Mauer » Fri Mar 12, 2004 1:41 am

A bit off topic, but I heard on our local rock radio morning show 3-4 weeks ago that Rod Smart, aka HE HATE ME, had five children with five different women. They said some columnist somewhere came up with names for the five women:

HE DATE ME
HE MATE ME
HE IMPREGNATE ME
HE INFLATE ME
HE CONSOMATE ME :-b

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Postby jonnyblack » Fri Mar 12, 2004 1:41 am

I still like Arlo (alice's resturant, city of new orleans).
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How do you spell "biased?"
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Postby jonnyblack » Fri Mar 12, 2004 1:45 am

Bukowski is a grat author (no caps). I couldnt call myself hemingway, or heller (major major) (bar fly is a better book than a movie)
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Postby Bukoski77 » Fri Mar 12, 2004 2:09 am

jonnyblack wrote:Bukowski is a grat author (no caps). I couldnt call myself hemingway, or heller (major major) (bar fly is a better book than a movie)


Good one, I'm glad you noticed. Thats why I had to give props to TownDrunk. About 5 years ago when I first got a computer and online at home/hence fantasy baseball addiction/, I was reading alot of Bukowski. When I signed up for my e-mail at hotmail (non existent e-mail addy now) I was so drunk I misspelled Bukowski with my year of birth, ala Bukoski77. I'm sure Bukowski would apprecciate it if he were still alive and on this forum. However he would probably be on a fantasy dog raceing forum where he still ticking.
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Postby Jivedude » Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:52 am

TMurph wrote:another related question.......
whose got the best forum avatar?
can you beat Rod Smart "He Hate Me'????
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I win!
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Postby Pedantic » Fri Mar 12, 2004 6:25 am

Jivedude wrote:
TMurph wrote:another related question.......
whose got the best forum avatar?
can you beat Rod Smart "He Hate Me'????
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I win!
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Yeah, I love those big boxes with the pretty red x!! :-D
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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:35 am

Bloody Nipples wrote:You are asking for the real story of Bloody Nipples, so here goes...

During a high school soccer game this year, I slid into the goal post, bruising my thigh. I went to get an instant ice-pack, but I squeezed it the wrong way, and all the chemicals sprayed all over my jersey and shorts. It was a cold day, and the chemicals dried quickly, making my jersey very thick and starchy. When I went back out to play, the jersey rubbed all over you-know-where, and chaffing occured, causing two red circles to appear on my jersey. And just so you know, I scored the game-tying goal with one minute to go, bloody nipples and all.


I like reaching into my chemistry background...

If I'm not mistaken, the chemical inside of the instant ice-pack is sodium nitrite - Na(NO)2. When mixed with water, heat energy is absorbed in the reaction between the two compounds (an endothermic reaction) and therefore becomes cold instead of hot (an exothermic reaction - heat is given off). If you take a slightly moistened piece of wood and put a beaker with sodium nitrite and water, it will quickly freeze and the wood can be lifted by the beaker. Neat huh? I love science!!!

BTW, one time when I was 9 I accidentally ingested some instant ice-pack solution. I had it on my arm, and I felt something coming dripping out of the pack. I tasted it for some reason, and since it didn't really taste all that bad, I just kept lapping it up. Maybe that's why I'm always cold!?!? :-?
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