Bloody Nipples wrote:How can my name by the worst?
I'll get to that in a minute.
Favorite names: swarmee- just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, Vladdy the Impaler-reminds me of my huge member
plus it would be a great name for a Porn Star
Cornbread Maxwell is great, too, can someone explain the name to me? Or is there no real significance to it. mmm, cornbread is yummy too...
As for you Mr. Bloody Nipples
, your name is funny but it's just not a cute image. For example, I love a woman's nipples, but why would I want to imagine them bleeding?
Top 10 list time
Top 10 reasons your nipples might be bleeding (in no particular order):
1. You're a sadist.
2. Your girlfriend is a masochist, and frequently rubs sandpaper across your chest.
3. All of the above, you are currently hanging from your ceiling suspended by large hooks.
4. You're a serial killer, there is blood everywhere including your nipples.
5. You're a butcher and like to work naked.
6. You are a piercer/tattoo artist.
7. You just got pierced/tattoo'ed.
8. Nothing as violet as I've suggested, your lover just bit you too hard during foreplay.
9. You were a little overeager trying to steal home in a leotard.
10. Sexchange operation gone terribly wrong.
See, none of these possibilities are good.
I feel for you, man...
Can I bus a rhyme for you?
EDIT: registered_guest, very clever lol
And when I said non of those ten possibilities were good, I forgot about the piercing one. That actually might make sense, except it would suggest you are not very good at your job