Who has the best Forum name?

[Bukoski77]

Pick the name of you find the coolest, funniest, best, whatever criteria you want to base it on. The only rule is you cant vote yourself.

Mine goes to

Guest
Registered Guest

Lol, the guy never logs in just always signs in as such.

Honorable mention goes to
TownDrunk.

[shuffcard]

Best: Cornbread maxwell

Worst: Bloody Nipples

[Registered_Guest]

Mine goes to

Guest
Registered Guest

LOL someone did notice me!! I haven't posted much under the name either!

I tried Registering, but did so unsuccessfully. Thanks for the honor. I printed out the award and posted it on my fridge.

[Bukoski77]

Mine goes to

Guest
Registered Guest

LOL someone did notice me!! I haven't posted much under the name either!

I tried Registering, but did so unsuccessfully. Thanks for the honor. I printed out the award and posted it on my fridge.

Glad to see you recognized my compliments!!! That name has really cracked me up since the first time I saw it. BTW, without the _ I might of thought you were an annonymous user on the internet takeing false glory . Way to show your the real deal. Lets just hope there arent a hundred imposters useing your alias from now on.

[Los Angeles Cubs]

I agree Cornbread Maxwell is pretty good.

[Bloody Nipples]

How can my name by the worst?

[canibus]

How can my name by the worst?

I'll get to that in a minute.

Favorite names: swarmee- just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, Vladdy the Impaler-reminds me of my huge member plus it would be a great name for a Porn Star

Cornbread Maxwell is great, too, can someone explain the name to me? Or is there no real significance to it. mmm, cornbread is yummy too...

As for you Mr. Bloody Nipples , your name is funny but it's just not a cute image. For example, I love a woman's nipples, but why would I want to imagine them bleeding?

Top 10 list time

Top 10 reasons your nipples might be bleeding (in no particular order):

1. You're a sadist.
2. Your girlfriend is a masochist, and frequently rubs sandpaper across your chest.
3. All of the above, you are currently hanging from your ceiling suspended by large hooks.
4. You're a serial killer, there is blood everywhere including your nipples.
5. You're a butcher and like to work naked.
6. You are a piercer/tattoo artist.
7. You just got pierced/tattoo'ed.
8. Nothing as violet as I've suggested, your lover just bit you too hard during foreplay.
9. You were a little overeager trying to steal home in a leotard.
10. Sexchange operation gone terribly wrong.

See, none of these possibilities are good.
I feel for you, man...

Can I bus a rhyme for you?

EDIT: registered_guest, very clever lol

And when I said non of those ten possibilities were good, I forgot about the piercing one. That actually might make sense, except it would suggest you are not very good at your job

[Bloody Nipples]

You are asking for the real story of Bloody Nipples, so here goes...

During a high school soccer game this year, I slid into the goal post, bruising my thigh. I went to get an instant ice-pack, but I squeezed it the wrong way, and all the chemicals sprayed all over my jersey and shorts. It was a cold day, and the chemicals dried quickly, making my jersey very thick and starchy. When I went back out to play, the jersey rubbed all over you-know-where, and chaffing occured, causing two red circles to appear on my jersey. And just so you know, I scored the game-tying goal with one minute to go, bloody nipples and all.

[canibus]

And you have been Bloody Nipples ever since...

ha-ha, quite the story.

[Pedantic]

You are asking for the real story of Bloody Nipples, so here goes...

During a high school soccer game this year, I slid into the goal post, bruising my thigh. I went to get an instant ice-pack, but I squeezed it the wrong way, and all the chemicals sprayed all over my jersey and shorts. It was a cold day, and the chemicals dried quickly, making my jersey very thick and starchy. When I went back out to play, the jersey rubbed all over you-know-where, and chaffing occured, causing two red circles to appear on my jersey. And just so you know, I scored the game-tying goal with one minute to go, bloody nipples and all.

So didn't need to know that.