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Re: Soccer explained to women

Postby The Artful Dodger » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:13 pm

Amazinz wrote:Nobody wants to watch Lemmy running around. Not even for charity. O:-)


Why would he need to run around, Lemmy is God.
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Re: Soccer explained to women

Postby bigh0rt » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:23 pm

Grounded Polo wrote:In the USA, I think it's the women trying to explain soccer to the men because men play football, basketball, and baseball and we let the women play soccer. :-D

Baseball is filled with manly men.
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Re: Soccer explained to women

Postby Grounded Polo » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:36 pm

bigh0rt wrote:
Grounded Polo wrote:In the USA, I think it's the women trying to explain soccer to the men because men play football, basketball, and baseball and we let the women play soccer. :-D

Baseball is filled with manly men.


The DH definitely has the highest manly men/girly man ratio. Shortstop is the lowest because it requires things like speed, athleticism, and has the word short in it.
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Re: Soccer explained to women

Postby Matthias » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:11 pm

bigh0rt wrote:
Grounded Polo wrote:In the USA, I think it's the women trying to explain soccer to the men because men play football, basketball, and baseball and we let the women play soccer. :-D

Baseball is filled with manly men.

To quote John Kruk, "Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
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Re: Soccer explained to women

Postby Mookie4ever » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:17 pm

Amazinz wrote:Soccer is basically hockey on grass. With a ball instead of a puck. And oh yeah, no sticks but whatever. You get the point.


wat?

Not even close. I'm close to giving you a card for instigating.
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Re: Soccer explained to women

Postby Amazinz » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:35 pm

Dude, yes it is. Rectangle. Ball/Puck. Stick/Leg. Goalie. Net. I think that's how hockey got started. Some bored Euros trying to pass the winter. :-D
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