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Re: Shamwow guy beats up hooker, gets arrested

Postby fezzik » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:33 am

knapplc wrote:
fezzik wrote:The makeup people who get him ready for the infomercials deserve an oscar...they could have challenged Benjamin Button for that honor.

I know the guy who made Brad Pitt look younger for Benjamin Button. :^


I know...crap...I don't know anybody famous. I once turned on Wimbledon to see a guy I went to high school with up 2 sets to 1 against Rafael Nadal...he ended up losing in 5. Robert Kendrick...that's all I got.

Wait, I was pretty good friends with a guy name Matt Beckley in college. His dad was Gerry Beckley, one of the founding members of America.

No wait! Haha! I just thought of something so much more cool...I went to middle school with Kevin Federline. Boom. I win. ;-7
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up hooker, gets arrested

Postby Snakes Gould » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:38 am

ThatDude wrote:Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).


lol, relevance in the article?


i was wondering the same thing mook.
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up hooker, gets arrested

Postby smoovethug » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:13 am

Pics of the hooker or lock.
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Postby GiantsFan14 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:18 am

smoovethug wrote:Pics of the hooker or lock.


as requested...

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Postby smoovethug » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:21 am

She aint hot enough to be biting tongues. :-t
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up hooker, gets arrested

Postby GiantsFan14 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:23 am

smoovethug wrote:She aint hot enough to be biting tongues. :-t


ORLY?

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Re: Shamwow guy beats up hooker, gets arrested

Postby smoovethug » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:25 am

GiantsFan14 wrote:
smoovethug wrote:She aint hot enough to be biting tongues. :-t


ORLY?

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Smooovethug262: id let her bite my tongue anyday ;-7


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Re: Shamwow guy beats up hooker, gets arrested

Postby ThatDude » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:52 am

smoovethug wrote:She aint hot enough to be biting tongues. :-t


True....

But as far as hookers are concerned, she's Jessica Alba.
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up hooker, gets arrested

Postby AussieDodger » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:02 am

ThatDude wrote:
smoovethug wrote:She aint hot enough to be biting tongues. :-t


True....

But as far as hookers are concerned, she's Jessica Alba.


Expert are we? :-D



I definitely wouldn't pay $1000 for that, so I wonder how long/what she agreed to. :-?
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up hooker, gets arrested

Postby ThatDude » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:01 am

AussieDodger wrote:
ThatDude wrote:
smoovethug wrote:She aint hot enough to be biting tongues. :-t


True....

But as far as hookers are concerned, she's Jessica Alba.


Expert are we? :-D


Absolutely.

If I had her in my stable, she'd be making me some good money.
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