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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby DbacksRback » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:15 am

I drafted Weeks and my next 7 picks were backup 2b in case his potential doesnt work out.....Jerk
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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby DbacksRback » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:23 am

smoovethug wrote:Scott Olsen and Paul Lo Duca define JERK. Not because I ever owned any of the creeps just because they are.


Scott Olsen is a huge jerk....ignored me and some other people while sitting by the bullpen 2 ST ago while all the other pitchers were signing. jerk
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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby dave knight » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:27 am

Come on guys. He's a huge bargain close to pick 200 if you play two second basemen. He still has 20/20 potential, and has been battling injuries.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby smoovethug » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:44 am

DbacksRback wrote:
smoovethug wrote:Scott Olsen and Paul Lo Duca define JERK. Not because I ever owned any of the creeps just because they are.


Scott Olsen is a huge jerk....ignored me and some other people while sitting by the bullpen 2 ST ago while all the other pitchers were signing. jerk


Sounds about right. He's way too good to give you the time of day.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby lastingsgriller » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:41 am

you know who else is a jerk... Jessie Litsch is a jerk..

I watched thet dude pitch 3 weeks of solid baseball last year while trying to decide if I should pick him up.. i finally did it adn got him in my lineup and what does he do??? gives up 8 runs in 5 innings.. geez.. what a jerk.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby Matthias » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:24 am

lastingsgriller wrote:you know who else is a jerk... Jessie Litsch is a jerk..

I watched thet dude pitch 3 weeks of solid baseball last year while trying to decide if I should pick him up.. i finally did it adn got him in my lineup and what does he do??? gives up 8 runs in 5 innings.. geez.. what a jerk.

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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby RynoDyno » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:39 am

Question, who's the biggest jerk in this picture?

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A) The underachieving 2B who sticks his jerk hands in his jerk pockets for some jerk taking a picture?
B) The guy trying to grow facial hair with his hands also in his pockets standing next to the underachieving jerk 2B who sticks his jerk hands in his jerk pockets for the jerk taking the picture
C) Super D-bag (signified by the giant D on his shirt), with his thumbs in his pockets, standing next to the two guys with their hands in their jerk pockets.














Trick question, the biggest jerk is this guy waiting in the car, driving them around on their pub crawl:

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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:30 am

whats with the tat pic? :-o :-{
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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:17 pm

The Jerk Store called...and they're running out of Rickie Weeks
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Re: THE OFFICIAL "RICKIE WEEKS IS A JERK" THREAD

Postby oscar15 » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:08 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:The Jerk Store called...and they're running out of Rickie Weeks



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