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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:20 am

The Vet

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the
collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and what I
don't
need, I give to the church."

The pastor replied. "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The
old
lady said. "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do
for
a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he
practice?"

The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas,
and
one in Reno.


:-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:45 am

Nice one, Madison - wonder how many fights he has to break up between those beautiful felines? ;-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:31 am

What does she spend $19,000 a week on?? viagra's not that expensive.
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:40 pm

...wow im slow, took me 2 minutes to get it :-D :-D
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yay! sox win!!!
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Postby DK » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:45 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:What does she spend $19,000 a week on?? viagra's not that expensive.


Probably Menyak, keeping the Cafe' Funds together... :D
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Postby kentx12 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:38 pm

Cute ;-D
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Postby NittanyLions » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:02 pm

haha good one ;-D
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Postby sinnlos26 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:53 pm

hmm unsuspecting senior citizens...
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:54 am

lol thats pretty good
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