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by **Madison** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:20 am

The Vet

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,
approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the
collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and what I
don't
need, I give to the church."

The pastor replied. "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The
old
lady said. "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do
for
a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he
practice?"

The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas,
and
one in Reno.