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Woman gets her girly-bits ruined...The Sequel

Postby ThatDude » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:39 pm

LEXINGTON PARK, Md.- A woman is recovering after being seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy.

A man who called 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.



Now this may sound kinda coldhearted, but any chick that's dumb enough to let something like this happen shouldn't be procreating in the first place.


However...the guy scores some high Creativity Points and Salesmanship Points for not only thinking of such a thing, but actually being able to talk his woman into trying it.
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Re: Woman gets her girly-bits ruined...The Sequel

Postby StlSluggers » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:49 pm

ThatDude wrote:However...the guy scores some high Creativity Points and Salesmanship Points for not only thinking of such a thing, but actually being able to talk his woman into trying it.

His woman:

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Postby jlm53089 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:43 pm

Talk about tearin' it up...
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Re: Woman gets her girly-bits ruined...The Sequel

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:52 pm

meh...it's been done before

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