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Postby chargerss24 » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:45 pm

Mariners’ Bedard scratched from start
PEORIA, Ariz. (AP) — Seattle Mariners left-hander Erik Bedard was scratched from his scheduled start against Kansas City on Wednesday because of a sore butt.
Bedard was on the disabled list from April 15-26 because of soreness and inflammation in his left hip. He didn’t start after July 4 and had shoulder surgery Sept. 26.
“Right now we’re not concerned because it’s not in the hip joint, it’s more in the muscle,” manager Don Wakamatsu said Wednesday. “I think it’s just really about being on the mound again. This is more muscle soreness. He had some stiffness in there about four days ago, and we thought it was best at this point to rest it a little bit. It might be a blessing to get his arm a little bit of a break, too.”

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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby Rockfan616 » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:58 pm

That's gotta be a first....scratched from his start because of a sore butt....moving right along here, not sure I want to comment on it any further..... ;-7 Thanks for the chuckle however!!



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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby IrishDrunk » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:24 pm

WOW.

This makes me wonder.

You don't have to be physically fit to play baseball...but, c'mon...it seems like most players go sit on the couch all offseason and eat chips...then come back and play a little in spring training, and have dumb injuries like a sore butt...

If that is the case (taking the winter off, so to speak), how hard is it to keep up their daily stretching from the regular season up throughout the winter?

Just wonderin'. :-D
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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:50 pm

it's nothing compared to kaz matsui's anal fissure last year.
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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby Geek » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:43 pm

Uh oh. The last player with this problem was Carl "The Bronx Buttocks" Pavano.
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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby Kuji » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:38 pm

BitterDodgerFan wrote:it's nothing compared to kaz matsui's anal fissure last year.


or Sammy Sosa's sneezing back injury.

I'd throw honorable mention on Zumaya's finger *Guitar Hero* injury.
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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby Rockfan616 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:30 am

Zumaya has had a couple of weird injuries. Didn't he hurt himself last year helping his brother move out of his house?? I thought I heard about that, although you are more apt to hurt yourself moving furniture than playing Guitar Hero or Rock Band....LOL
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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby Skimo77 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:58 am

Kuji wrote:
BitterDodgerFan wrote:it's nothing compared to kaz matsui's anal fissure last year.


or Sammy Sosa's sneezing back injury.

I'd throw honorable mention on Zumaya's finger *Guitar Hero* injury.


or even Michael Barretts 'interscrotal hematoma' a couple years ago. YOUCH!!!
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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby Kuji » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:39 am

Skimo77 wrote:
Kuji wrote:
BitterDodgerFan wrote:it's nothing compared to kaz matsui's anal fissure last year.


or Sammy Sosa's sneezing back injury.

I'd throw honorable mention on Zumaya's finger *Guitar Hero* injury.


or even Michael Barretts 'interscrotal hematoma' a couple years ago. YOUCH!!!


Ouch, i didn't know that one.

Recently, i think it was Jose Guillen that decided to remove his ingrown nail with tweezers, which might count as the most painful experience/injury, imo.
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Re: Erik Bedard's Butt

Postby siQ_innovation » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:13 pm

Chris Snyder's fractured testicles must have been a dreadful experience.
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