After A Long Winter, Met Cleans Up 1000 Piles of Gingers Poo

[Metroid]

Wow, when I hit 1000, all you guys did was tell me to stick my penis in a pasta jar. I'm jealous.

And did you?

Thanks fellas.

You bet your ass I did. I was sick of working at that Applebee's, anyway...

That's exactly how I lost my job at Olive Garden.

[fezzik]

Wow, when I hit 1000, all you guys did was tell me to stick my penis in a pasta jar. I'm jealous.

That's exactly how I lost my job at Olive Garden.

That's exactly how I got my job as Giada De Laurentiis' Sous Chef...

[Metroid]

Wow, when I hit 1000, all you guys did was tell me to stick my penis in a pasta jar. I'm jealous.

That's exactly how I lost my job at Olive Garden.

That's exactly how I got my job as Giada De Laurentiis' Sous Chef...

Dream on buddy.

[fezzik]

Dream on buddy.

I don't know where your mind is. I just have this great recipe for fresh pasta which pleased her palate. I'm not sure if the presentation helped or hurt me...