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Postby AussieDodger » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:06 am

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NEW YORK—Jason Giambi will miss the next several games due to soreness in his groin, if you catch the Yankee first baseman's drift, because in recent weeks Giambi has apparently been applying too much pressure to his groin area, if you know what he means—and he thinks you know what he means. "Last night, I was rounding third base, when I felt a sudden stiffness in my groin," Giambi told members of the media while holding his hands approximately two feet from his pelvic region and slowly gyrating his hips in a suggestive fashion. "Something had to be done to reduce the fluid buildup. If you see where I'm going here." Giambi assured reporters, however, that despite overextending his groin last night for two long hours, he would, hell yeah, be able to return to action tonight. He then winked five times



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Re: Giambi has a groin injury....blast!

Postby DaShiz23 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:15 am

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NEW YORK—Jason Giambi will miss the next several games due to soreness in his groin, if you catch the Yankee first baseman's drift, because in recent weeks Giambi has apparently been applying too much pressure to his groin area, if you know what he means—and he thinks you know what he means. "Last night, I was rounding third base, when I felt a sudden stiffness in my groin," Giambi told members of the media while holding his hands approximately two feet from his pelvic region and slowly gyrating his hips in a suggestive fashion. "Something had to be done to reduce the fluid buildup. If you see where I'm going here." Giambi assured reporters, however, that despite overextending his groin last night for two long hours, he would, hell yeah, be able to return to action tonight. He then winked five times



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I'm bumping him up my draft board. ;-) If you know what I'm saying.
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Postby jake_harv88 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:23 am

That was so weird
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Re: Giambi has a groin injury....blast!

Postby Neato Torpedo » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:41 am

Fluid buildup? He's a multimillionaire star baseball player! Is he really that fat and ugly enough to have enough fluid buildup to keep him from playing?
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Postby SlightlyStoopid » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:22 am

I went to college with his wife, she better help him through this. Players always need the support.
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Postby MasterX1918 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:48 pm

Neato Torpedo wrote:Fluid buildup? He's a multimillionaire star baseball player! Is he really that fat and ugly enough to have enough fluid buildup to keep him from playing?

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Re: Giambi has a groin injury....blast!

Postby Neato Torpedo » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:00 pm

MasterX1918 wrote:
Neato Torpedo wrote:Fluid buildup? He's a multimillionaire star baseball player! Is he really that fat and ugly enough to have enough fluid buildup to keep him from playing?

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